Here I am with all of my illegitimate children! The Force is strong within me! What can I say? I like to give 9 month-long presents to the women I really like. From left to right: Chester, Ryoko, Maddie, Maria, Sveltlana, Leroy, and Cajagoogoo.
A pic of my extended family in Japan. They perform some act over there which involves slamming numerous pies in my fishface uncle. Weird, but it works. They're a hit. Speaking of hits, my skanky cousin pictured there is working on her 62nd Bukkake video as I type.
A pic of me after my upgrade (or is it 'downgrade'? Whatever.) jamming Jack White style to 'Seven Nation Army'. I killed that night. Really, I did. Seven people suffered severe brain hemorrhages from my ear-shattering riffs. I knew there was a reason I wear armor...
Mardi Gras, 2002. These girls were so drunk, they thought I was one big bead. So after a while I gave em some necklaces... pearl necklaces! HAW HAW!
