Because nobody demanded it, here're some of TK's personal pics!
Here's me and my cousin, TK-114. We were housesitting for a neighbor and supposed to look after her cat. A grey Tiger Tabby or some shit. Anyways, we couldn't find it, but there was a lot of cat hair in the dryer.
That's Uncle Luke! He's a crazy motherfucker! He's taking a breather at this new club in town called The Detention Center! I told him not to drink so much Yager, but the old man won't listen. I think he went home with an Ewok that night. $20,000 later, they're contesting the paternity claim of two bastard children.
There's me, my cuz 114, his bro 146, and my dad Darth. We actually got the computer for free thanks to dad's little mind tricks. We got the pc installed into the holonet to implement our grand scheme that would surely rock the foundations of the global internet community: Collect all the net porn we can!
My friend TK-088's wedding. I'm the one incessantly staring at her. After those four days of non-stop fornication and inebriation, I thought we were meant to be. Alas, it wasn't so. Damn you woman!
Here I am with all of my illegitimate children! The Force is strong within me! What can I say? I like to give 9 month-long presents to the women I really like. From left to right: Chester, Ryoko, Maddie, Maria, Sveltlana, Leroy, and Cajagoogoo.
A pic of my extended family in Japan. They perform some act over there which involves slamming numerous pies in my fishface uncle. Weird, but it works. They're a hit. Speaking of hits, my skanky cousin pictured there is working on her 62nd Bukkake video as I type.
A pic of me after my upgrade (or is it 'downgrade'? Whatever.) jamming Jack White style to 'Seven Nation Army'. I killed that night. Really, I did. Seven people suffered severe brain hemorrhages from my ear-shattering riffs. I knew there was a reason I wear armor...
Mardi Gras, 2002. These girls were so drunk, they thought I was one big bead. So after a while I gave em some necklaces... pearl necklaces! HAW HAW!
There is so much I never knew about the Imperial Military.
I mean I used to thing it was all just killing in white uniforms now that I know they have lives, friends and family who care for them how can I go on watching them get killed in the thousands by the Rebel Alliance?
quote:Originally posted by TK-069: Here's me and my cousin, TK-114. We were housesitting for a neighbor and supposed to look after her cat. A grey Tiger Tabby or some shit. Anyways, we couldn't find it, but there was a lot of cat hair in the dryer.
You should be ashamed of those damn boots soldier!
quote:Originally posted by Matt Kennedy: Hey, calm down, Dawson ol' buddy. No one is questioning your manhood. I'm sure you're a real lady-killer, bro.
quote:Originally posted by Matt Kennedy: Hey, calm down, Dawson ol' buddy. No one is questioning your manhood. I'm sure you're a real lady-killer, bro.
:lol:
I hate that show.
Well, that's simply the price you must pay for looking like a cute teen idol, Cap'n...
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Worst. Shirt. Ever.
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I can get plenty of the other kind if I feel like it.
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