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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Well I am actually management,second in command in fact,but thats not something to complain about as my boss is tasty bit of stuff.......I'd shag her!

Now I have to go to England simply to eat at Nowhereman's Pizza Hut.

Employee Why do I have to clean the bathrooms with my toothbrush?

Nowhereman Because you're a cunt.


Customer Where's the pepperoni pizza for the buffet?

Nowhereman Try up your arse, you ugly, fat bastard.