#45852
2003-11-05 12:32 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
During my days as a spy in her majestys service!
Danny Bonaduce!!!
OMG! I thought the same thing! :lol:
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#45853
2003-11-05 12:34 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Punk as fuck!
The funniest thing about this picture is the Pizza Hut shirt.
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#45854
2003-11-05 9:54 PM
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#45855
2003-11-06 3:55 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by thedoctor:
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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Punk as fuck!
The funniest thing about this picture is the Pizza Hut shirt.
Who cares,they pay me a pretty good wage to wear it so who gives a shit!
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#45856
2003-11-06 3:59 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
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Originally posted by thedoctor:
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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Punk as fuck!
The funniest thing about this picture is the Pizza Hut shirt.
Who cares,they pay me a pretty good wage to wear it so who gives a shit!
Dude, money is money; and I say get as much of it as you can wherever you can. I'm just saying it gives that picture that little extra :lol: :lol:
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#45857
2003-11-06 5:11 PM
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Its a punk statement.......errrrr.....something bout infiltrating the corporate structure or something like that.......I think!
If I said I was management would that ruin my story?
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#45858
2003-11-06 5:17 PM
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Actually, that would make the picture ten times as funny.
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#45859
2003-11-06 9:38 PM
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Well I am actually management,second in command in fact,but thats not something to complain about as my boss is tasty bit of stuff.......I'd shag her!
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#45860
2003-11-06 11:23 PM
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But does she have that funny accent? ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#45861
2003-11-07 2:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Well I am actually management,second in command in fact,but thats not something to complain about as my boss is tasty bit of stuff.......I'd shag her!
So you're management, eh?
I've a question... just been promoted... newly minted management... third in command...
Is it bad form to try and fuck my boss's 16 year old daughter?
I'm only 20.
Just curious.
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#45862
2003-11-07 2:33 AM
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#45863
2003-11-07 2:42 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
The many faces of Nowhereman:
I see as you get older the beer starts to affect your belly as well...
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#45864
2003-11-07 11:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Well I am actually management,second in command in fact,but thats not something to complain about as my boss is tasty bit of stuff.......I'd shag her!
Now I have to go to England simply to eat at Nowhereman's Pizza Hut.
Employee Why do I have to clean the bathrooms with my toothbrush?
Nowhereman Because you're a cunt.
Customer Where's the pepperoni pizza for the buffet?
Nowhereman Try up your arse, you ugly, fat bastard.
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#45865
2003-11-09 12:30 PM
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You been in my store then!
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#45866
2003-11-09 12:30 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Well I am actually management,second in command in fact,but thats not something to complain about as my boss is tasty bit of stuff.......I'd shag her!
So you're management, eh?
I've a question... just been promoted... newly minted management... third in command...
Is it bad form to try and fuck my boss's 16 year old daughter?
I'm only 20.
Just curious.
Its fine............just dont get caught!
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#45867
2003-11-09 12:31 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
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Originally posted by Nowhereman:
The many faces of Nowhereman:
I see as you get older the beer starts to affect your belly as well...
I wanna be just like you Frantypoos!
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#45868
2003-11-11 9:28 PM
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The latest pic of Britannica...  Also, everyone feel free to vote in the JLR Starsky-Hutch Awards! (link below) ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif)
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#45869
2003-11-13 2:28 AM
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Well, it's kind of embarrasing, but you can find my picture here.
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#45870
2003-11-16 1:06 AM
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#45871
2003-11-16 1:34 AM
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Ah, what the heck.
There are pictures of me on my website. If you really wanna know what I look like that badly, the link is in my signature.
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#45872
2003-11-16 12:35 PM
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i'm retarded and can't figure out how to add an image, so here's a link to mefeast your eyes on my glorious, god-like visage...
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#45873
2003-11-16 9:40 PM
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#45874
2003-11-16 10:45 PM
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Holy shit, that's me! Smokin' the ganj. Except now my head's shaved bald. Gotta combat that receding hairline somehow. Thanks, Nowehereman. Can anyone guess who that hot chick is on the wall behind me? Non quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
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#45875
2003-11-16 11:36 PM
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i wanna see some boobie pics of that Nellie chick!
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#45876
2003-11-17 3:59 AM
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#45877
2003-11-17 9:15 AM
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#45878
2003-11-17 8:07 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
i wanna see some boobie pics of that Nellie chick!
Nellie? MY Nellie?! You want to see her boobies?! HAH! Good luck. I haven't seen 'em since mid-September. It's the end of November and it's just now sinkin' in that we ain't get back together. So, that means if I can't see her boobs... then dammit! Neither can you!
As a matter of fact, the death of our relationship is directly responsible for me freakin' out and runnin' back to Ohio with the Fam after New Year's.
Damn I am bitter. No one, not my mom, not my sister, not even God Himself, could have convinced me as I played with my toys as a child that life would suck this bad in only 15 years.
A painless Death that comes out of nowhere doesn't sound so bad anymore. There's no such thing as ex's once you're dead... and hopefully God doesn't charge rent in Heaven.
Non
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#45879
2003-11-18 12:22 AM
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so are you gunna post pics of her boobs or not?
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#45880
2003-11-18 12:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
so are you gunna post pics of her boobs or not?
Eh, seeing as how she dumped my ass... it would only be fitting for me to share her volumptuous boobage with you all, out of spite... but, alas, no digital photos and no scanner... so, no boobies.
Sorry. Here. Just suck on these: (.)(.)
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#45881
2003-11-18 12:38 AM
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#45882
2003-11-18 11:48 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by King Snarf:
Well, it's kind of embarrasing, but you can find my picture here.
You mean:
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#45883
2003-11-18 11:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nonoxynol9:
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Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
so are you gunna post pics of her boobs or not?
Eh, seeing as how she dumped my ass... it would only be fitting for me to share her volumptuous boobage with you all, out of spite... but, alas, no digital photos and no scanner... so, no boobies.
Sorry. Here. Just suck on these: (.)(.)
So does this mean you have photos but no scanner?
Thats easily rectified & it'd make bsams a happy man!
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#45884
2003-11-19 1:44 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
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Originally posted by King Snarf:
Well, it's kind of embarrasing, but you can find my picture here.
You mean:
Yup, that's me in all my freakishness. Though my hair's even shorter now, and most of the blonde's been cut out.
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#45885
2003-11-19 11:26 AM
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Yeah thats pretty freaky Mr.Bumbershoot!
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#45886
2003-11-19 12:45 PM
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My new look (for playing a Russian in a play this weekend):  The beard is coming off this Saturday, and the hair will be shorter as of next Wednesday, but 'til then, that's the way I look now!
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#45887
2003-11-19 8:12 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Yeah thats pretty freaky Mr.Bumbershoot!
My friend took 6 pictures of me with his digital camera and THAT was the best one, believe it or not.
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#45888
2003-11-19 9:16 PM
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Is that a bearded John Belushi just hours before the speedball?
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#45889
2003-11-20 9:42 AM
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Looks like a bearded John Candy!
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#45890
2003-11-20 10:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Chewy Walrus:
My new look (for playing a Russian in a play this weekend):
The beard is coming off this Saturday, and the hair will be shorter as of next Wednesday, but 'til then, that's the way I look now!
Looks like a bearded clam.
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#45891
2003-11-21 1:22 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Nowhereman:
Looks like a bearded John Candy!
I've gotten that... just today, actually!
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