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The time has come to finally decide which of you is the "Hottest".......so all 4 of you are going to get into your bra and panties some sexy lingerie (thigh highs are most appropriate) and get into a nice big King Size bed.......then you will start with the obligatory petting, kissing, licking, sucking and screaming.......we are sending Wednesday and TK to observe the action and grade all of you......please don't be alarmed by the 2 foot monsters coming out from between their legs.....those are their Hot-O-Meters.....they need to stick their Hot-O-Meters in each of you sometimes slowly and other times more vigorously to gauge just how hot each of you are getting. Pig Iron, Jaburg and Stupid Doog are being sent along also to film all of this for posterity.....mind you no one will ever see this film if you don't want them to *cough cough choking* anyhoo.....as one of the newer members here says.......Bring on Da Ladies!
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TK and Wednesday? Peej, do you have a thing for black men?
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just keep quiet and change into your bra and panties Woman.
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dur, I wear a bra and panties almost every day, I don't have to change.
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That am show how much he am know about women.
Less then he seems to know about black men. 
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don't be sad cause your white.
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This is the grossest thing since I bit into a hot dog and found veins in it!
If the category is hotness, why don't you just buy each of them some McDonald's coffee and see who can drink it fastest without even breaking a sweat? Incest and/or pedophilia is one thing, but who do you expect to waste their hard-stolen dollars on the preparation of group smut flicks? If you've seen one, you've seen them all!
Off with your beds!
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It was cold outside! I swear!
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TK and Wednesday? Peej, do you have a thing for black men?
I chose them because they are the mods of the women forum.....In essence they are your Lords......they Lord over all the women here.
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TK is the fucking man
Does that make you the man he's fucking?
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I vote that Pj was super drunk or severely sedated when posting this. Aren't you married anyways? Doesn't that mean no fantasizing about other women?
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I vote that Pj was super drunk or severely sedated when posting this. Aren't you married anyways? Doesn't that mean no fantasizing about other women?
HA! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Pj for real what is the deal? Does having back surgery make a guy more horny or something?
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guy am altimes horny
and back out, no can thrust
if woman no help with blowjob and steak, man sad
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Does having back surgery make a guy more horny or something?
Breathing makes men horny.
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Pj for real what is the deal? Does having back surgery make a guy more horny or something?
maybe you should ask this at your sunday school class?
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Pj for real what is the deal? Does having back surgery make a guy more horny or something?
maybe you should ask this at your sunday school class?
after telling them to put a cock in me.
....maybe I should free up my weekend...
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Does having back surgery make a guy more horny or something?
Breathing makes men horny.
Yes.
And most importanly Princess.....I'm just messing around......you need to lighten up a little......maybe let Piggers stick his thingers in ya.....I bet you would like it.
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Doesn't that mean no fantasizing about other women?
He's married, not neutered!
Right, PJP? ...Right?
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oooh i'll go buy a strap on!
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Doesn't that mean no fantasizing about other women?
He's married, not neutered!
Right, PJP? ...Right?
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Sammitch is gonna love seeing this picture. Yup.
That's sarcasm, by the way.
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Pj for real what is the deal? Does having back surgery make a guy more horny or something?
maybe you should ask this at your sunday school class?
after telling them to put a cock in me.
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I wonder if Elisa got fired yet for telling those poor little kids....."Put a cock in Uschi".
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