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Ok so like I told the school today I wasn't going to be teaching on Friday because it's April Fools Day. Of course, they tried to talk me outta not coming. Ya sure...I really wanna teach a class that already defies me, disobeys me, steals stuff from me, disrespects me, and hates me before April Fool's Day *yeah...so not happening*. The funny part is the school didn't call in a normal sub...the kids are SO bad they are having the principal of the school watch the class for two hours! Isn't that amazing? Hrms.......anyways I'll enjoy my wonderful Friday off from my psycho class even if I do have to spend two hours planning it all tonight  Just had to say YEAHS!!!!!!!!
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you should have some balls and go to class and play a practical joke on them, like putting cocaine dust under the desks of the worst kids then "noticing a white powdery substance" and reporting them to the police. Believe me, hilarity will ensue.
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Ya sure...I really wanna teach a class that already defies me, disobeys me, steals stuff from me, disrespects me, and hates me before April Fool's Day *yeah...so not happening*.
Uh... do you, like.... command attention or demand respect? Seriously, this seems like a personal problem. Maybe you're just a pushover. I was a right bitch in classes where I didn't respect the teacher but in classes with teachers who
1. loved the subject matter
2. were respectable
3. respected the students but didn't stand for any flack
4. had a sense of humor
5. or were boring hardasses
I paid attention and rarely dicked around.
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Sorry, E, but Uschi may be on to something.
I always fucked with teachers who were pushovers. I feel bad about doing it to a couple, but most deserved it.
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What movie were we talking about?
anyway elisa should drive to ohio instead of going to class and we could hang out..yeahs...
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Elisa needs to start bringing a riding crop to class and slapping it down in a hard and menacing fashion on the desks of those who defy her. Also, she should learn to talk like Zod or Dr. Doom.
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Do like you have to in prison.
You beat the biggest of them down on the first day.
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Elisa needs to start bringing a riding crop to class and slapping it down in a hard and menacing fashion on the desks of those who defy her. Also, she should learn to talk like Zod or Dr. Doom.
MMMmmm..elisa with a riding crop..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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Ya know Uschi.....it is entirely possible I have been too easy on my kids. With that thought in mind yesterday (thanks for it btw) I set out and enforced the rules alot stricter today and guess what??? It worked, the kids behaved beautifully! That said, I did the same thing with my class last Friday and it worked with everyone but one kid I had to send to the principal's office. Anyways thanks for reminding me about discipline..I swear I get so tired I forget the obvious things sometimes! Quote:
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anyway elisa should drive to ohio instead of going to class and we could hang out..yeahs...
Hey I didn't know you lived in Ohio...definate roadtrip then That would be cool! I'll just have to find my old joshy cd's which I miss!
Yeah..speaking of day's off I got everything set up for tomorrow, left the school, went to my teaching interview and realized I didn't turn in my time card which means I get to go back tomorrow *total crappiness!* just long enough to finish that up! My interview went great....apparently the math people they interviewed weren't happy or enthusiastic at all (they were shocked I was smiling and happy...really quite sad!). The two people that interviewed me were shocked when they found out I teach like thirteen different classes :P Anyways, I'll get a letter in the mail about that by May 13 anyways (Its part of an AC program, the district hires you and recommends you for your cert after a year!).
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Just don't forget the riding crop...
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What in the world is a "riding crop?" I should be asking, "Do I really wanna know?"
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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EWWWWWWWW! That's like bondage stuff! Total nastiness!
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Or it can be used to urge a horse on when one is horseback riding. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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MMMmmm..elisa with a riding crop..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Thus, why I was thinking about it in those terms JM...its not like I'm a pervert!
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Pig Iron, you live in Ohio too? We need a support group.
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I used to live in Ohio. Its not nearly as bad as oregon.
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Yeah, no elisa with a riding crop apparently....
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maybe she would atleast dress up like wonder woman....or slave girl leia...???
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We have some great bars around my house...and uh...Cedar Point is like an hour away. And we have some good bars. Plus we have a shitty little put-put/go cart place that my town considers an "amusement park". My guess is because it's such a joke it's amusing.
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C'mon...Princess E with a crop?
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