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So am I. I was talking to Joe.
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you're from Ohio too!? Man, we need to have like a group support meeting or something.
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I'm from Cincinnati area.
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so who we gonna off first???
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Mama said he'd pay us a buck!
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wow a whole US dollar, thats like 200 CDN!!! im sold on that!!!
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only 200? man, our shitty economy's hitting you guys pretty badly too, huh?
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its because of the colourful dollar bills!!! Damn pink 50's!!
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Joe pay me 3 full US dollars and i will off that guy u dont like
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psst...dogg...i'll give you a new $20 if you off rob.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I suppose you got that $20 a cashier who gave you improper change.
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Joe pay me 3 full US dollars and i will off that guy u dont like
Five dollars. Cash American.
The job? A rough-up. Offin' the target won't be necessary.
Your target? Nowhereman. I'm tired of being stalked by him.
I'll deposit $2.50 into your off-shore account upon acceptance. After the job is done, you'll receive the rest of the money. Don't disappoint me, gentlemen...a job well-done will lead to future work. And I have...associates...I'd be willing to refer your way.
Do we have a deal?
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hey wait i cant off Nowhereman, im cool with him
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Wings, Wings, Wings...
I'm not asking you to off Nowhereman. I understand that you feel a sort of...displaced kinship towards the man. What I am asking for - what I'm paying you for - is the roughing up of Nowhereman. I expect pimp-slaps, sack-whacks...I could be persuade to add a little...bonus...to your fee if there were evidence that the man had received an Atomic Wedgie.
This is the big time, gentlemen. I hope you have the stomach for the task at hand. I'd hate to think that this new partnership would fail because one member couldn't separate the business from the personal.
I mean, it's not like I'm asking you to "take care of" Sneaky Bunny.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I wanna be a leg-breaker. Any application process or qualifications? I have 1-2 years martial arts experience. I weight train. Have seen the Sopranos. Listen to aggressive music. And have taken anatomical studies that can assist in the leg breaking process.
I've wanted to be a trained and certified leg breakerer since I was a young lad in the summer of '84.
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I wanna be a leg-breaker. Any application process or qualifications? I have 1-2 years martial arts experience. I weight train. Have seen the Sopranos. Listen to aggressive music. And have taken anatomical studies that can assist in the leg breaking process.
I've wanted to be a trained and certified leg breakerer since I was a young lad in the summer of '84.
But can you deliver an Atomic Wedgie to Nowhereman without a twinge of conscious? Wings doesn't seem to be able to... 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I dunno about atomic wedgie but I can flash kick a poor unsuspecting dunce into oblivion. 
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we can't accept any new leg breakererses at this time, or else I'd have to remake the poster.
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psst...dogg...i'll give you a new $20 if you off rob.
deal! but we have to trick him into leaving New Jersey first because they won't let me leave my house.
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I wanna be a leg-breaker. Any application process or qualifications? I have 1-2 years martial arts experience. I weight train. Have seen the Sopranos. Listen to aggressive music. And have taken anatomical studies that can assist in the leg breaking process.
I've wanted to be a trained and certified leg breakerer since I was a young lad in the summer of '84.
The most important thing about being a leg breakerer is looking bad ass! Kicking ass has to be there for obvious reasons, but if u dont look bad ass, u wont be feared!!
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that's right W.C.! Fused, ya gotta look like a bad assed person, so show a pic of you looking all bad assedy and you're in!
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Well this sure aint my best pic, but it's prolly my best leg breakerer pic. The dude with the mohawk looks more hardcore but I think he improves my own leg breakerishness. 
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it's too...wimpy for the L.B.-4-H. how about dis one:
dats a real mean motha right there!
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Oh-h-h-hh. Zaat right? Guess I'll haveta break out some vigilante style of justice on you and your co-hort. Consider yourself warned Dogg! ! ! Consider yourself warrrrned! ! !  
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Frankly, boys, Wings' unwillingness to rough up Nowhereman is forcing me to seek more...professional...legbreakers with stronger constitutions towards violence. Fused is willing to take the job that you won't, so it seems I'll be hiring him as my enforcer. Too bad...I was looking forward to doing business with you.
Let me know when you grow up and reach your full violent potential...
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They said they wanted badass looking people and I'm uber-badass looking,so I must be like a God to them!
A guy who looks like a young LLance is never gonna get any respect from them so go back to watching homoerotic porn like your mentor!
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If, by "bad-ass", you mean "used so much by so many various men in pub stalls that it's bruised and broken" then, yeah, you're the baddest of all bad-asses. Wings said he doesn't want to off you because you're cool and you have the same tastes. That "same tastes" disturbs me...some kinda weird Spartan-love thing. I'd hate to break up your man-harem, so I'll retract the Atomic Wedgie offer. In the meantime, I'll keep watching if you keep starring in 'em. 
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Look man,I tried to talk to you about this last nite but you was too busy taking it from behind from Llance while blowing Rob!
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Not me. Oakley maybe. I was at home watching that Gonzo flick of you being bukkake'd by Winged Creature, Joe Quesada, Bill Jemas, Whomod, and LLance. Interesting stuff - I hope you got a good paycheck for that 'cause, man, you musta been three hours cleaning up after filming!
The most disturbing thing about it was how happy you looked at the end. I don't think I'd be that joyful if the Red Sox won the World Series...
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Leg breakers? How about robot leg breakers? From last Halloween (I was Spike from the Transformers, and some guy had ditched his Megatron costume on the porch): 
Sometimes I wish I didn't know now the things I didn't know then.
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Not me. Oakley maybe. I was at home watching that Gonzo flick of you being bukkake'd by Winged Creature, Joe Quesada, Bill Jemas, Whomod, and LLance. Interesting stuff - I hope you got a good paycheck for that 'cause, man, you musta been three hours cleaning up after filming!
The most disturbing thing about it was how happy you looked at the end. I don't think I'd be that joyful if the Red Sox won the World Series...
are u insulting me mama cause this leg breakerer will bust a ur knee caps for free 
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are u insulting me mama cause this leg breakerer will bust a ur knee caps for free
You're a lot of talk, Wings, m'friend. You're all about leg-breaking until someone actually tries to hire you. Then you get a scorching case of conscience. I coulda made you and Dogg THE enforcers of the RKMBs and beyond. But you ruined it with your "but I wike widdle Nowhereman! I don' wanna hurt 'im!"
"Bust a my knee caps"? Are you Italian? What's next? "Break a my legs"? "Punch a my face"? 
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You're a lot of talk, Wings, m'friend. You're all about leg-breaking until someone actually tries to hire you. Then you get a scorching case of conscience. I coulda made you and Dogg THE enforcers of the RKMBs and beyond. But you ruined it with your "but I wike widdle Nowhereman! I don' wanna hurt 'im!"
"Bust a my knee caps"? Are you Italian? What's next? "Break a my legs"? "Punch a my face"?
yeah, joe joe, guys a total softy. and he's probably gonna hte me for saying this but well....
he actually...i think...sobbed a bit bout this....
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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That is: But I'll also break any man's knee for the right price. Why not? I'm already taking part in buying all of the women, might as well kneecap you fuckers to fund this debaucherous tour de force. Now is the time for the anti-leg-breaker leg-breaker.
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