Quote: Fused said: I wanna be a leg-breaker. Any application process or qualifications? I have 1-2 years martial arts experience. I weight train. Have seen the Sopranos. Listen to aggressive music. And have taken anatomical studies that can assist in the leg breaking process.
I've wanted to be a trained and certified leg breakerer since I was a young lad in the summer of '84.
But can you deliver an Atomic Wedgie to Nowhereman without a twinge of conscious? Wings doesn't seem to be able to...
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock