If, by "bad-ass", you mean "used so much by so many various men in pub stalls that it's bruised and broken" then, yeah, you're the baddest of all bad-asses. Wings said he doesn't want to off you because you're cool and you have the same tastes. That "same tastes" disturbs me...some kinda weird Spartan-love thing. I'd hate to break up your man-harem, so I'll retract the Atomic Wedgie offer.
In the meantime, I'll keep watching if you keep starring in 'em.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock