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Rob, I tried to reach you through DCWEBMASTER, but, as an Australian sailor might put it, the fucking fuck won't fuck. Please go to the Hourman message boards, to a thread entitled "The Mad Yak Caffe." On page 3 thereof, I botched an attempt to create a link for another poster and, essentially, left the door wide open for anyone who wants to get into my yahoo.com file. I plead inexperience: I really am an internet tyro, and sometimes when I try to do what everyone else seems to do so effortlessly, all I accomplish is the irradiation of an area the size of a football field. If you can please delete or otherwise incapacitate that thread, I shall be immensely grateful. Steven Utley
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well, seeing as how its an emergency, and all... ill get right on it!  (btw, utley, me' dc addy is dcoboards@aol.com)
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Gracias. That's Spanish for "arigato." 
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ill have none of this mr. roboto nonsense!
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We have another emergency on the DC message boards -- JGoldman10 is back! Rob, may I please relaunch my "JGoldman10: An Appreciation" thread? I guarantee it'll be the funniest thing on the DCMBs, JGoldman10 being the comic genius that he is. (You can always delete any posts that are too nasty.) So can I, please, huh? Huh? Please? Huh? Huh? Please please please please please please please please please? Huh?
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oh leave the poor boy alone. he means no harm!
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You misunderstand my intent, sir: I think JGoldman10 is a brilliant performance artist in the tradition of Andy Kaufman. I mean to sing his praises, not pick him on him. Posing as a clueless would-be comics-fan ("JGoldman10"), he manipulates other people into "picking on him" -- that is, responding to his deadpan questions. Comedy just doesn't get any better.
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mayhaps. regardless, the boy shall be left in peace. feel free to bring him here, however. at which point, anything goes.
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Just for you Rob... Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Mata ah-oo hima de
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto,
Himitsu wo shiri tai You're wondering who I am-machine or mannequin
With parts made in Japan, I am the modren man I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin
My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M.
So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised
I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide
To keep me alive-just keep me alive
Somewhere to hide to keep me alive I'm not a robot without emotions-I'm not what you see
I've come to help you with your problems, so we can be free
I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour, forget what you know
I'm just a man whose circumstances went beyond his control
Beyond my control-we all need control
I need control-we all need control I am the modren man, who hides behind a mask
So no one else can see my true identity Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For doing the jobs that nobody wants to
And thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
For helping me escape just when I needed to
Thank you-thank you, thank you
I want to thank you, please, thank you The problem's plain to see: too much technology
Machines to save our lives. Machines dehumanize. The time has come at last
To throw away this mask
So everyone can see
My true identity...
I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!
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simon and garfunkel RAWK!
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What are the DC message boards?
Is it some place I should go?
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Quote:
Steven Utley said:
Rob, I tried to reach you through DCWEBMASTER, but, as an Australian sailor might put it, the fucking fuck won't fuck.<P>Please go to the Hourman message boards, to a thread entitled "The Mad Yak Caffe." On page 3 thereof, I botched an attempt to create a link for another poster and, essentially, left the door wide open for anyone who wants to get into my yahoo.com file. I plead inexperience: I really am an internet tyro, and sometimes when I try to do what everyone else seems to do so effortlessly, all I accomplish is the irradiation of an area the size of a football field.<P>If you can please delete or otherwise incapacitate that thread, I shall be immensely grateful.<P>Steven Utley
It's just a message board chief.
Chill out.
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there's no Hourman board...what the fuck! I went to the DCMB to get your Yahoo info and was really let down.
Thanks a lot!
Bow ties are coool.
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Utley was quite the Yahoo tease!
"Are you eating it...or is it eating you?" [center] [/center] [center] [/center]
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What are the DC message boards?
Is it some place I should go?
if you dont mind being surrounded by twats
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Where is the cast of Sex and the City going to be?
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Fused said:
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Lothar of The Hill People said:
What are the DC message boards?
Is it some place I should go?
It can get pretty ripe in the summer.
if you dont mind being surrounded by twats
Bow ties are coool.
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