This is what I REALLY look like:







And here's a closeup:



An even closer shot of my genitalia:



My real name is the Dominion Trust Building (The Time Trust is just a nickname). I was constructed in 1906, and I was the TALLEST skyscraper in the British Empire until the Sun Tower was built down the street a few years later. My address is 207 West Hastings Street, Vancouver, BC, Canada.