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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Awesome..

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Once again Uschi I am in your dept...

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"dept..."?

Uschi. Housewares.


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Whoa ho! Waka waka!

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Creepiest. Pic. EVER.

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Creapier than this?




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be sure to use the factory recomended lubrication or it voids the warranty!



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Creapier than this?







I wondered if anyone else kept that one...


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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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Creapier than this?







He's just giving it a smog check.


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I recently found it again doing a google image search for "pervert". I also found some other good ones.


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And some picturea of himself!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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unbeknownst to him I have seen the TRUE face of the G-man!!!





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Here's a pic of me, my sister and her kid.




I had it up before, but I moved it from where it was hosted.


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unbeknownst to him I have seen the TRUE face of the G-man!!!







































It's really not that funny. My mouse key got stuck.

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I had it up before, but I moved it from where it was hosted.




Now this line could prove interesting...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Here's a pic of me, my sister and her kid.




I had it up before, but I moved it from where it was hosted.




at last we know the face of the man.

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And the very bald head.


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This is my niece and I at Disney World, just goofing around. Five minutes after this was taken, we went on the Aerosmith Rock 'N' Rollercoaster and the Tower Of Terror. Her opinion of both rides? "Fun, but kinda short...can we go on again?"


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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by far those are the two best rides at MGM.

A girlfriend of mine was freaked out on Tower of Terror, she's not a fan of rides like that.

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My gal won't go on it with me, so I disobeyed my sister's wishes and asked my niece, "Do you want to go on this? It's scary..." Knowing that Mommy didn't want her on it, she, of course, said she did. She rode all the big rides and loved every one, especially Splash Mountain.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Hey Joe! Should I show myself and Star again?!



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And the very bald head.


what happened to your hair?

you want some of my chest hair?

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I could use my own chest hair. There's plenty to go around.


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I have some other pics of me, but I need to find the CD there on.


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Hey Joe! Should I show myself and Star again?!






In the immortally dubbed words of Tessai (Ninja Scroll):

"Hey...! Piss off!!!"



Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Hey Joe


How's PixieP doing?

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That ones never gonna get old.


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Hey Joe


How's PixieP doing?




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...shut up...

I'm a victim of circumstance!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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My gal won't go on it with me, so I disobeyed my sister's wishes and asked my niece, "Do you want to go on this? It's scary..." Knowing that Mommy didn't want her on it, she, of course, said she did. She rode all the big rides and loved every one, especially Splash Mountain.




Your niece sounds like my cousin, cool. Only her mom (my aunt) allowed her to go on all the big rides if she wanted to (this was at Six Flags out by me). Please tell me you went on the Jungle Cruise, Pirates, and Haunted Mansion too. Best rides at Magic Kingdom.

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My gal won't go on it with me, so I disobeyed my sister's wishes and asked my niece, "Do you want to go on this? It's scary..." Knowing that Mommy didn't want her on it, she, of course, said she did. She rode all the big rides and loved every one, especially Splash Mountain.


Do you realize how dirty and perverted this sounds?

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Do you want to go on this....it's scary!

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We went on all the rides. Pirates, the Mansion (we went on three times because we all love it), Jungle Cruise, Big Thunder, Space Mountain...all of 'em. I got her the character pins, we had dinner with the Disney characters (a highlight for my niece). She even loved downtown Disney. Go fig...

Funny thing was, when I told my sister that I had blatantly ignored her wishes (my bro-in-law didn't care), she was fine with it. She was just happy that I was there with her.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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I did Tower of Terror this summer....I shit myself......My wife and I love Disney......we go at least once a year.

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I haven't been to Disneyland in a long time. I always preferred Magic Mountain or Marine World.


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This conversation is making me miss Disney World and Florida.

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with your heart condition you would have to sit out some of the scary rides that go fast.

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Actually I can't do any rides that spin fast (Teacups, Tilt a Whirl, etc). They make me sick now. Which sucks cause I used to love the tilt a whirl.

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maybe if you didn't eat so much junk......ever hear of an apple.

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