In the pictures where you have facial hair, you look like the type of guy who stuffs people in lockers. Without the facial hair, you look like the guy stuffed in said locker.

Either way, remind me not to fuck with you. Buddy. Pal. Chum.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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