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Chant said:
[Well, I don't go to church, those of my friends who are married didn't invite me (dunno why)



Maybe 'cause they knew you couldn't tie a goddamn tie!

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And our dances here in Denmark are vastly different from yours in America (no such thing as Prom king and queen in Denmark)



No wonder you guys aren't a world power...

We all wear a green carnation.