RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat What are you good at?

I know you guys are good at things other than being pricks, geeks and social outcasts. What are your talents? You the ultimate foosball champion? You can eat 40 hotdogs under 5 minutes? Quantum physics? Share or die.

I'm fun to be around.

And children and small animals like me.

i tend to attract small kids at hallmark

Moderating message boards...

I am really fun to know as an aquaintance. Not friend, acquaintance. When i still have something to proe and don't get past superficialities.

I am good at practicing six styles of martial arts.

I am good at being a Buddhist.

I used to be good at eating 10 Taco Bell crunchy tacos in under a minute. Ah, high school days...

I am good at drawing (which a few people here can attest to), but I never finish my work.

I am also good at talking to girls online and meeting them up close and personal.

I am very good at finding and posting porn.

You could pave the road to hell with my good intentions.

I'm also fairly proficient in origami.

I can lift a car and use it to kill a man in ten ways and also save a man and get a diploma and then inspire the creation of the Nature Boys! Yeah, that's the ticket.

Why isn't this in the Deep Throat forum?

because, sadly, Rob has yet to create a Deep Throat forum.

but we have hope.

and yeah, Fuuuuuuused, this would have been much better in deep thoughts.

You cum while saying his name then?

Rob.

DAMN IT, DON'T GET MY HOPES UP!

My talent is spending all day on this message board whilst simultaneous making my employers think that i am the best temp ever.

I even have a computer that faces into the room.

In direct line of sight from the boss.

Bleh it woulda turned out the same anyway I thinks.

Jagoffs!

Drums.

Parenting.

Copy editing.

I can touch the tip of my nose with my tongue

nothing!

From the knee down, I can twist my right leg around a full 180 degrees and walk like that. I won a "stupid human tricks" contest in college doing that.

I'm considering going on Letterman. Either that, or fake a broken leg and sue someone as part of an insurance fraud scam.

i'm good at running, like track and field. i'm pretty proud of that since i had severe asthma growing up.

i'm good in debates, but i'm better live one on one. i also give good speeches and i've worked more than my fair share of crowds.

i'm a good actor. i've been in a few plays and student films. i, of course, would rather direct.

i'm a decent writer. not like a professional or anything, but i'm getting there. i've come a long way in skill level recently, and writing would be my dream career field.

oh, and i'd still kill you all for the chance to write DC's Captain Marvel.

i'm a good bowler. truth is, i'd kick all your asses. that's a statistical fact! of course, bowling and track are the limits of my athletic ability. give me a basketball and i'd do the lamest white boy proud.

i'm good at talking to women. i have said this many times, i know, but it's a talent that's relatively new to me. i'm still not used to it, and, frankly, i'm astonished by the reality of success with girrrls. more power!

i'm an okay friend. okay because i have a lot of associates, to whom i swear little or no allegiance, and i think they bring down my batting average. assholes. if you're one of the few to actually become someone i consider a real friend, however, i've always got your back and i'll do anything within the realm of sanity (and some things outside it) to help you if you need it.

i'm good at making very long lists of things i feel i'm good at. and, truthfully, the list goes on and on. i'm really an incredible, wonderful, kick ass person. and incredibly modest to boot!

I'm good at adding nothing to conversations.

I'm a good hockey defenseman. I've got the position down to the science of positioning, which is so important when I am playing on foot (I can't play at a high speed for very long, but on skates I can take off).

I am good at asking the little questions at the root of an issue, the one's some people would rather overlook. I do tend to over analyze things sometimes, though.

I'm good at writing stories.

I'm good at math.

I'm good at being a social outcast.

I'm good at gambling. I know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to jump around like a lunatic while swinging around a chair in order to get out of paying the bill.

I'm insanely flexible. It's a family thing.

HA! I have 300 more* posts than you, Mxy!



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I have an excellent hook shot.

I'm an absolute beginner
When I'm absolutely sane

I'm good at procrastinating. Like right now. There's five things I should be doing. More than five, really.

I'm really good at kissing Robs ass.

I'm an alligator.

Some trees are very cool.

I'm good at forging signatures. I'm never satisfied, but my lawyer brother says they're almost perfect.

I'm fairly good at forging signatures, too.

I have independant control of my eyebrows. I tought myself to move my ears. I can whistle. I can both snap and cross my fingers. I can blow bubbles with gum. I can make an ass out of myself and never notice.

I have limited Spider-Man powers: I can lift coins and paper by pressing my palm or fingers on them for a couple of seconds. The same greasiness that gives me these powers is the one that doesn't allow me to snap my fingers. I've learned that with great power comes great inability to snap fingers.

I can only do that with my left hand.