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PJP said: SINISTAR could kick Zod's ass.................easily.
Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh
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Oh c'mon hes not bald!
Let him have it. You know how hard it is for him to come up with original material. 
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Who needs original when you have balding freaks posting here?
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You're barely making sense anymore!
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Careful. Mxy's on the prowl, and he likes the cut of your jib.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Is that what the kids call it these days? "Jib"???
He fixes the cable?
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nice pixs guys! very sweet! 
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Captain Sammitch said: You're barely making sense anymore!
Did I ever?
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It's one of your strongest selling points.  Actually, dude, if I changed the color of my hair and grew it out long enough, we wouldn't look all that different. Hate to break it to you.
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'cept, y'know, ya gotta, y'know... age a lil' first... and gain a lil' more weight... Oh, yeah. And not look retarded.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Ladies and gentlemen... PCG. Yeah, I only introduce 'em. 
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Anyway, very nice Danny! It was a nice end to a long, hard day

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Don't forget the "nice end" part...
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Captain Sammitch said: It's one of your strongest selling points. 
Actually, dude, if I changed the color of my hair and grew it out long enough, we wouldn't look all that different. Hate to break it to you.
But I'm not thinning on top!
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From the look of it you're not really thinning anywhere.
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Ah, yes. But you're gaying everywhere, Mr. Sammitch.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Captain Sammitch said: You're barely making sense anymore!
Did I ever?
No!
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Captain Sammitch said: From the look of it you're not really thinning anywhere.
Stop looking at my dick!
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PCG342 said: Ah, yes. But you're gaying everywhere, Mr. Sammitch.
Sweet Jeebus, boy, stop trying to "fit in" so much. If all you do is follow someone around the boards with posts of this quality, you're going to get Fuckbitch status in no time. If you're going to follow someone around the boards to constantly insult them, at least have some Class A material.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Actually, for some reason, Sammitch is feelin' like an easy target lately.
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Sammitch is always an easy target. Shoot higher.
(yeah, there's a straight line. . .)
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And for the record, I ain't following him, I just randomly respond wherever I come up with a lame-ass joke. Obviously.
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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PCG342 said: Ah, yes. But you're gaying everywhere, Mr. Sammitch.
Sweet Jeebus, boy, stop trying to "fit in" so much. If all you do is follow someone around the boards with posts of this quality, you're going to get Fuckbitch status in no time. If you're going to follow someone around the boards to constantly insult them, at least have some Class A material.
He told me to tell you that if anyone is selling Class A,he's buying!
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"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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PCG342 said: Ah, yes. But you're gaying everywhere, Mr. Sammitch.
Sweet Jeebus, boy, stop trying to "fit in" so much. If all you do is follow someone around the boards with posts of this quality, you're going to get Fuckbitch status in no time. If you're going to follow someone around the boards to constantly insult them, at least have some Class A material.
He was branded the fuckbitch status months ago. His posts on the boards aren't nearly as bad as what he does in the chat room.
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Yes, Rex. Absolutely. You couldn't be more wrong.  Fucking twat. This is about me harassing the shit outta Sammitch, which, yeah, I admit, I've been picking on people a lot the past few days. Well, more than usual. Doc called me on it, we moved on. Piss off.
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thedoctor said: Now who's being gay?
Someone call me?
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 I'm ashamed to admit I didn't see that coming.
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PCG342 said: This is about me harassing the shit outta Sammitch, which, yeah, I admit, I've been picking on people a lot the past few days. Well, more than usual.
You really think occasionally tossing off ridiculously tired one-liners in my direction is gonna get to me sooner or later? A good third of the posters on here automatically skip your posts from jump street because not only do you have precisely zero RKMBs credibility, you have no clue who to borrow credibility from. I'd much rather be an easy target and set up some pretty funny jokes than be a parody of nothing. 
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There's a such thing as RKMBs "street cred"?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Captain Sammitch said: From the look of it you're not really thinning anywhere.
Stop looking at my dick!
Why are you packin' wood while talking to Sammitch? 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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bustin some mad mutha fuckin RKMBS street cred up in this here mutha FUCKA. Bizzzzzzzzzzzz
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Joe Mama said: There's a such thing as RKMBs "street cred"?
There'd better be! I just opened a full line of credit!
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Captain Sammitch said: From the look of it you're not really thinning anywhere.
Stop looking at my dick!
Why are you packin' wood while talking to Sammitch?
He was wearing a Joe Mama t-shirt!
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Captain Sammitch said: From the look of it you're not really thinning anywhere.
Stop looking at my dick!
Why are you packin' wood while talking to Sammitch?
He was wearing a Joe Mama t-shirt!
Um...thanks?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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