Quote: Captain Sammitch said: From the look of it you're not really thinning anywhere.
Stop looking at my dick!
Why are you packin' wood while talking to Sammitch?
He was wearing a Joe Mama t-shirt!
Um...thanks?
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock