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id hit it! 
Lor, no offence or anything....but I think we long ago established that you'd 'hit' just about anything on two legs.
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Me in front of the computer just now: 
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I just discovered this weekend that my coloc has a digital camera...so I'll be all about the pics from now on! Hehe...
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I just discovered this weekend that my coloc has a digital camera...so I'll be all about the pics from now on! Hehe...
Your colon has a digital camera? Does your prostate have a scanner?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Your colon has a digital camera? Does your prostate have a scanner?
Coloc...sorry, a little french slipped in there (slang for co-locature, or roomate).
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I just discovered this weekend that my coloc has a digital camera...so I'll be all about the pics from now on! Hehe...
Your colon has a digital camera? Does your prostate have a scanner?
Silly boy. Your urine reeks and you can't read either.
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I just discovered this weekend that my coloc has a digital camera...so I'll be all about the pics from now on! Hehe...
Your colon has a digital camera? Does your prostate have a scanner?
His sphincter has a fax.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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His sphincter has a fax.
Yeah...it's for outgoing faxes only though.
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I just discovered this weekend that my coloc has a digital camera...so I'll be all about the pics from now on! Hehe...
Your colon has a digital camera? Does your prostate have a scanner?
Silly boy. Your urine reeks and you can't read either.
OH DEAR GOD IT'S TRUE!!!
BOO HOO!!! SOB!!! I AM A BROKEN MAN!!! MY PEE SMELLS LIKE PEE!!! HOW CAN I EVER LIVE WITH MYSELF?!?!?!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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SOB!!! SOB!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!
It's shameful that you'd go so far out of your way to break someone who you don't worry about. My poorly-written, illiterate departure note and subsequent botched suicide will be on your hands.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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I just discovered this weekend that my coloc has a digital camera...so I'll be all about the pics from now on! Hehe...
Your colon has a digital camera? Does your prostate have a scanner?
His sphincter has a fax.
Are his testes wireless? With ethernet capabilities?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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His sphincter has a fax.
Yeah...it's for outgoing faxes only though.
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My poorly-written, illiterate departure note and subsequent botched suicide will be on your hands.
Please then, just get on with it!
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His sphincter has a fax.
Yeah...it's for outgoing faxes only though.
Hm, well, maybe that answers one question.
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Hm, well, maybe that answers one question.
That I can roll with a joke about being gay and not get in a giant hissy fit like some others in here? 
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Hm, well, maybe that answers one question.
That I can roll with a joke about being gay and not get in a giant hissy fit like some others in here?
No, that wasn't it at all.
And you've had your hissy moments, mister.
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Hm, well, maybe that answers one question.
That I can roll with a joke about being gay and not get in a giant hissy fit like some others in here?
Oh really? Can you? Let's test that statement:
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A big, burly lumberjack stomps into a bar. He shoulders his way up to the bartender and bellows, "BARTENDER, GIMME A BEER! I'M SO THIRSTY I COULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF A COW'S ASSHOLE!!!"
From across the bar, Klinton calls out, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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A big, burly lumberjack stomps into a bar. He shoulders his way up to the bartender and bellows, "BARTENDER, GIMME A BEER! I'M SO THIRSTY I COULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF A COW'S ASSHOLE!!!"
From across the bar, Klinton calls out, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
You were there??? And I thought my Calgary days were behind me....or did Karla tell you that story?
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A big, burly lumberjack stomps into a bar. He shoulders his way up to the bartender and bellows, "BARTENDER, GIMME A BEER! I'M SO THIRSTY I COULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF A COW'S ASSHOLE!!!"
From across the bar, Klinton calls out, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
You were there??? And I thought my Calgary days were behind me....or did Karla tell you that story?
Klinton...I was that lumberjack. And, after I'd run out of that bar to the laughs and jeers of the patrons, I wept silently in my room.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Klinton...I was that lumberjack. And, after I'd run out of that bar to the laughs and jeers of the patrons, I wept silently in my room.
I call bullshit!! You said 'burly'...not 'flabby'!!
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Klinton...I was that lumberjack. And, after I'd run out of that bar to the laughs and jeers of the patrons, I wept silently in my room.
I call bullshit!! You said 'burly'...not 'flabby'!!
Wha...DAMMIT! 
I meant "husky". Would you have bought it if I said "husky"? What about "stocky"?
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Klinton...I was that lumberjack. And, after I'd run out of that bar to the laughs and jeers of the patrons, I wept silently in my room.
I call bullshit!! You said 'burly'...not 'flabby'!!
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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No thanks. I've no interest in Sneaky Bunny's friend.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Not a great pic, but a new one none the less
Why do you have a vibrator by your hand?
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Funny, looks like a deodorant can to me, and it also looks likes it behind me, nowhere near my hand!
Nice try Joeba!
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Funny, looks like a deodorant can to me, and it also looks likes it behind me, nowhere near my hand!
Nice try Joeba!
Liar. I've been to your country. The French don't use deodorants!
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That might be believable if there was any boat or plane that could carry your weight!
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 Here's a recent one of me, taken when I was quite, quite tired. The dude in the background was the fellow who was in the hospital a couple of days ago
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Thing is- I can’t spell or type. I spell so badly my spell check doesn’t even know what I was trying to spell. And I have five Eisners HAHAHAHHA!!
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It's 'Men' show yourselves. The "Hobbits" show yourselves thread is in the media forum.
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He could have at least washed his hair!
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He could have at least washed his hair!
Dude....with that many hair creatures running around, shampoo is a fucking comodity in the Middle Earth. Gandalf alone uses a case weekly to keep that chin duster of his 'whiter than white'.
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Thats a beard?
I thought he just refused to wipe after giving blow jobs!
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Well...he does indeed enjoy his 'Hobbit Pops'...so who knows?
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JLA for MO....oh....
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