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klinton said:
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A big, burly lumberjack stomps into a bar. He shoulders his way up to the bartender and bellows, "BARTENDER, GIMME A BEER! I'M SO THIRSTY I COULD LICK THE SWEAT OFF A COW'S ASSHOLE!!!"

From across the bar, Klinton calls out, "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"









You were there??? And I thought my Calgary days were behind me....or did Karla tell you that story?




Klinton...I was that lumberjack. And, after I'd run out of that bar to the laughs and jeers of the patrons, I wept silently in my room.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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