Damn, dude! No wonder you've been snubbing me! That gal is fine as HELL!!!
(And you only want people you photoshop pictures of me and you so I'll be the bride - Holy Change Of Roles!!!)
Sooooo.... you're saying that Pro's been the bitch in your relationship all along?
Um...YEAH! Didn't you read the thread where he begged me to come back? He's totally coo-coo for my cocoa puffs!
"cocoa puffs"? So, that's what you two call 'em...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
