No, klinton, you're not fat. You're not simply "not fat", either. You look like the corpses being thrown around in those WWII films of liberated concentration camps. Skin, bones, and floppy, fuzzy genitals that look big by comparison. There are safer ways to make your genitals appear larger, son. Like laying off the heroin, for a start... I think you'll find that it increases the bloodflow.
Time-Travelling Player Hater Extraordinaire.
I hope Joe Mama comes to your house and uses your bathroom.
If you cross me, I'll go back in time and pull out of your momma.
