Rex has a point there, Caitlin! What next, are you going to register us at robkamphausen.com? Send a snow storm to Antarctica? Snap your fingers to keep the alligators in the swamp?

Teachers all over the country have been sexing their jailbait students, and I don't know if you had anything to do with it or not, but when I see hooligans loitering when they could be doing something more productive with their fleeting seconds it suggests that people just don't care! And when people just don't care, THAT's where crime breeds!

How dare you start your domino effect under my watch! Off with your head!


Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too! It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it! Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.