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I am many things, but a miracle worker is not one of them.
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I am many things, but a miracle worker is not one of them.
Unless of course you are offering your services!
No thanks. I don't feel like being the mic in his karaoke fetish.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Hey Joe, where you gonna go with that gun in your hand?
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I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Before and after pics of the new haircut:  
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Well, at least this picture lets us know that you've got food in the house and are at least eating something.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Gah!
Its a skeleton!
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Why does he always look so pissed-off?
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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That'd bother me after a while.
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Why does he always look so pissed-off?
Being gay will do that to a skeleton!
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Why does he always look so pissed-off?
Not a camera fan, to be honest. When I post a pic online it's seldom a candid shot...more often a deliberate 'ok, let's take a picture now' sorta deal. Thus...no smile.
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Before and after pics of the new haircut:
I've made it no secret that I think klint is good looking - that said, I like klint more with the hair...
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Where were you the night JonBenet was killed?
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Before and after pics of the new haircut:
I've made it no secret that I think klint is good looking - that said, I like klint more with the hair...
you make those kinds of decisions when you eat a whole box of milk-bones.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've made it no secret that I think klint is good looking - that said, I like klint more with the hair...
you make those kinds of decisions when you eat a whole box of milk-bones.
What? I think he's cute - a little thin - but cute. What's the big deal?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Before and after pics of the new haircut:
I've made it no secret that I think klint is good looking - that said, I like klint more with the hair...
you make those kinds of decisions when you eat a whole box of milk-bones.
What? I think he's cute - a little thin - but cute. What's the big deal?
There's a king on his throne with his eyes torn out
There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt
There's a rich man sleeping on a golden bed
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
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Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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I've made it no secret that I think klint is good looking - that said, I like klint more with the hair...
you make those kinds of decisions when you eat a whole box of milk-bones.
What? I think he's cute - a little thin - but cute. What's the big deal?
corky, before i spell it out, look at the picture closely.
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You think he ate the whole box then would put it back on top of the fridge?
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The fact she thinks he ate anything is laughable!
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Eating dog biscuts doesn't make you shave your head. Pat Mereda eating dog biscuts makes you shave your head.
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
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Alright! I'll look in your Bucket of Truth!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Before and after pics of the new haircut:
I've made it no secret that I think klint is good looking - that said, I like klint more with the hair...
He actually looks kinda like James Earl Cash. So he's better with no hair.
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Chant = 
We all wear a green carnation.
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Watch it Chant, Jim is saying he wants to stick his thumb up your ass.
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Boy, for a lawyer, you're kinda stupid.
That's not what I'd want to stick up his ass.
Damn.
But Chant, hey, love the brown eyes.
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Yay, Jim just made a funny!
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And, while I'm here, here's something reasonably recent! 
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I am not humorless.
If I only appear so quite often in this place, it's because there are so many unfunny people here.
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I ought to have added this thread to my favorite ten in that " Top Ten Threads " thread. It has been consistantly funny!
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i thought my unveiling should be one of my favorite pics. I call it...Pimp Juice: 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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heres another one of me and my cousin... 
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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i thought my unveiling should be one of my favorite pics. I call it...Pimp Juice:
Do they know your gay?
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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