You silly cretins! I've been going toe-to-toe with the whole stinking Bat Clan when you were all just gleams in Rob's eyes! They've got much higher things on their priority lists than satisfying anyone's curiosities, and this includes those they used to lock up in Arkham only for one or more of us to escape yet again in just a few months... well, with the possible exception of that clawed phony Azrael that broke my arm first, which lef--

Wait a minute! How DARE you lead me to remind myself of such dreadful times! Off with your heads!

And I'm taking the last two trophies too, my pretties!

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too! It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it! Kaz said: Emperor Joker, you rule.