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Okay, isn't this the part where one of you says "We win again!"?
This thread is the most ridiculous cover-up of male inadequacy I've ever seen! It's more pathetic than when Bill Clinton said to his wife "Honey, I beg to differ." Every other week or so, someone picks a gang to exploit a user (preferably female) into leaving these boards, especially under a forum that the said victim wouldn't normally post to! Must make you feel big and strong to bully someone to fulfill whatever cosmic itch you need to scratch, doesn't it?
Meanwhile, my post goes ignored. Why? Because I have a penis!
I'll show you all! I'm gonna go arm wrestle Mr. Peanut and show you what a studly man I am! Yessirre, BoB!
And if you don't like it, I'll hit you with my purse!
Tres pesestas y un duro says the next comeback to be posted here is: "You're just saying that cause you're gay for going halves on offspring with the men we bully that are all posing as racist transexual nazi eskimo narcoleptic women, durh!!" Reminds me of Henny Youngman, the king of one-liners (because he wasn't smart enough to remember two)
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Bat-Hag, a qick pit-stop at your diary to see how you were doing, and I noticed the link to this thread...I just thought it might give your reader some perspevtive if she saw your stupidity in action and linked her also to the gay marriage thread. Just trying to help, bitch.
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You posted that merely three hours after her first public entry of the day! Don't you care how I'M doing, you big studly meanyhead? What's a guy gotta do to get an obsessive profileless freak to keep tabs on him and an assigned cute nickname? Get a sex change operation?
Note to self: "I win again!"
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Note to self: "I win again!"
I'll be saying that after I beat reax's top score in snake.
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Shouldn't it be ssssssnake?
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Oh no, Jers just quoted me! Does that mean he just "porked" my "pootie"? I hope not, I have genital warts! Aren't psyba STD's a drag? As far as the ssssssnake goes, I just beat reax, be it crazy drunk or just plain crazy. But look how many times I had to play it. Gotta work on these wrist muscles somehow, since Harl's got a headache. 
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Who the bloody hell are you?
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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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oh come on you know you wanna
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Who the bloody hell are you?
That's all I'm saying.
I think it's an alt. People only defend other people through alts.
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SO an alt will only defend an alt if it's an alt?
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SO an alt will only defend an alt if it's an alt?
Or it could just be someone who hates klinton.
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And only dares saying it through alts? Sure, that's equally pussy-like.
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People only defend other people through alts.
Not necessarily.....they could just be nice people!
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SO nice they can't defend other people with their real IDs, because the overexposure to niceness would kill them, so they do it through alts.
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Hrm..........good point! Btw.....ever thought of being a math major?? Pretty sound, logical argument.
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I'm not crazy for the military.
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Also I wouldn't feel comfortable leading equations and stuff to their death.
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Awwww come on it's not so bad! What do you do anyways? Like work or school or both?
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And only dares saying it through alts? Sure, that's equally pussy-like.
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
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Awwwww look at the cute lil duckey!
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But everyone knows MisterJLA is AFLAAAAAAC!.
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What's an AFLAAAAAAC? I just thought a cute ducky would make you smile! After all, what do you think gave me this constant smile on my face? Not Harl, that's for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps! Cross-eyed mosquitoes, and bow-legged ants! I come before you to stand behind you. To tell you a story I know nothing about.
One bright morning, in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords, and shot each other. If you do not belive this lie, it's true! Ask the blind lady on the corner! She saw it, too!
It's a Joker world, baby, you just live in it!
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Who the bloody hell are you?
That's all I'm saying.
I think it's an alt. People only defend other people through alts.
like NON that time, everyone knows who it was yet he was to big a puss to say it woth his regular ID. 2 things really disturbing about this one that he thought his regular ID was so "real" that it could have reprucussions for posting his defense of Penissa and the second was if he was so full of brabery and valor for the poor Penissa why couldnt he stand up for her without using an alt? prolly cuz he really knows Penissa is a bad person.....
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I hate PMs from moderators.....unless they are from Jaburg.....then they are OK.
Moderators suck.
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this is going to turn racial isnt it?
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I was hopin', but I think they're stickin' with the homophobia angle.
But if it turns racial, you know where to find me.
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Who the bloody hell are you?
That's all I'm saying.
I think it's an alt. People only defend other people through alts.
like NON that time, everyone knows who it was yet he was to big a puss to say it woth his regular ID. 2 things really disturbing about this one that he thought his regular ID was so "real" that it could have reprucussions for posting his defense of Penissa and the second was if he was so full of brabery and valor for the poor Penissa why couldnt he stand up for her without using an alt? prolly cuz he really knows Penissa is a bad person.....
You told me this morning he's mad at you for stuffing him in your dryer with some bounce and a box of noodles and you watched him do automatic summersaults while your step cousin's boss's grandson spanked your third nipple with thin slices of munster cheese.
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I think alt ids are offensive and should be banned.
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I was hopin', but I think they're stickin' with the homophobia angle.
But if it turns racial, you know where to find me.
Lets keep this homophobic.
After all, I am a homophobe.
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I was hopin', but I think they're stickin' with the homophobia angle.
But if it turns racial, you know where to find me.
i dont think anyone is scared of g-man he's consider more of a mischievious sprite......
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Why does klinton keep notifying me about my own threads?
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I was just wondering if that button was actually doing anything. I was sure that if I kept pressing it there'd be some sort of response.
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Shit this thread has grown since I last saw it...
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Really, in 12 minutes?
You do have a OCD-esque attachment to your hatred of Batwoman.
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I don't understand the OCD reference, but I'm sure it's hella funny!
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