#49091
2003-04-16 3:15 AM
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#49092
2003-04-15 10:22 PM
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But yet you like it... ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#49093
2003-04-15 10:57 PM
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Wise man know to keep trap shut when surrounded by feisty women!
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#49094
2003-04-16 12:17 AM
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Or to scream their names when comanded...say our names, BITCH!
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#49095
2003-04-16 1:25 AM
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I like this game! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#49096
2003-04-16 1:37 AM
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#49097
2003-04-16 1:53 AM
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Looks like the Captain wants in on the Sammitch!!
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#49098
2003-04-16 5:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
Or to scream their names when comanded...say our names, BITCH!
"Our names, BITCH! Our names, BITCH!"
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#49099
2003-04-16 12:28 PM
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And TK RUINED it for everyone. ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif)
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#49100
2003-04-16 12:36 PM
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![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif) Now I'll never be in a female sandwich.
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#49101
2003-04-16 12:46 PM
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Eh, ya wouldn't have been anyway.
Oh, and a tip... being a nice guy never impresses women. It leads to being "Friend Guy".
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#49102
2003-04-16 12:55 PM
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It led me to having a fan club comprised entirely of females.
Or it could be the muscles. That would also explain why they try to feel me up.
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#49103
2003-04-16 1:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Eh, ya wouldn't have been anyway.
Oh, and a tip... being a nice guy never impresses women. It leads to being "Friend Guy".
What ever dude. ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#49104
2003-04-16 1:50 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Eh, ya wouldn't have been anyway.
Oh, and a tip... being a nice guy never impresses women. It leads to being "Friend Guy".
What ever dude.
Instead of offending every female in sight, I will just politely say that when I am provided with evidence to the contrary, I will happily retract my statement. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#49105
2003-04-16 4:41 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
Looks like the Captain wants in on the Sammitch!!
Good to see telepathy is alive and kicking. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#49106
2003-04-17 10:25 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
And TK RUINED it for everyone.
What are you talkin' bout? 'Ruined it for everyone'?
OK, fine.
WENCHIE! STAREENA! KIMI! I AM A HUMBLE SERVANT OF YOUR PERVERSITIES! I GIVE MY BODY AND BLASTER TO YOU! DO AS YOU WILL! ...and be gentle. I'm delicate.
That better?
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#49107
2003-04-18 12:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Oh, and a tip... being a nice guy never impresses women. It leads to being "Friend Guy".
...don't I know it...
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#49108
2003-04-18 1:48 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
And TK RUINED it for everyone.
What are you talkin' bout? 'Ruined it for everyone'?
OK, fine.
WENCHIE! STAREENA! KIMI! I AM A HUMBLE SERVANT OF YOUR PERVERSITIES! I GIVE MY BODY AND BLASTER TO YOU! DO AS YOU WILL! ...and be gentle. I'm delicate.
That better?
I'm a Hungry Lion with red meat being dangled in front of her. This is dangerous territory for you TK...
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#49109
2003-04-18 2:40 AM
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Gentle, eh, TK?? We're going to have to toughen you up boy!!!
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#49110
2003-04-18 4:52 AM
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But I don't want any calluses!
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#49111
2003-04-18 1:42 PM
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Then wear workout gloves when you lift weights. Otherwise, your palms will be as callused as mine...
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#49112
2003-04-18 4:59 PM
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Guess that's the price you gotta pay.
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#49113
2003-04-18 6:36 PM
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Actually, by the time I was lifting weights, I have been playing the violin and cello for so long my hands were already beat up. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#49114
2003-04-21 12:56 PM
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At least you have muscial talent to show for it.
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#49115
2003-04-25 1:00 AM
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Franta plays the skin flute! Ask LLance!
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#49116
2003-05-06 6:26 PM
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There are some skills people should keep to themselves...
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#49117
2003-05-06 10:01 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Franta plays the skin flute! Ask LLance!
He admits it freely...you don't even have to ask him if it's true!!
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#49118
2003-05-07 1:39 PM
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For the love of all that's holy, I didn't want to know that!!!
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#49119
2003-05-07 1:45 PM
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#49120
2003-05-07 1:47 PM
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However I would like to mention that I play the saxophone. Figured you ladies might at least be slightly impressed. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#49121
2003-05-07 7:54 PM
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Piano, drums, guitar, voice.
and the kazoo.
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#49122
2003-05-07 9:58 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
However I would like to mention that I play the saxophone. Figured you ladies might at least be slightly impressed.
Hmmm...sexy...
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#49123
2003-05-09 6:51 PM
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#49124
2003-05-09 7:43 PM
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This brings up a brief but interesting debate:
Guitar vs. Saxophone: Which is sexier?
Technically speaking, the guitar is a sexier instrument. Anyone who takes a good look at will notice that its curves resemble the contours of a woman. (that was intentional on the creator's part...or so my professor says.) Furthermore, the strumming motion used to play the guitar bears a vague resemblance to caressing a woman. My personal conclusion: The saxophone may sound sexier, but the guitar is the musical representation of foreplay.
That having been said, I'm going to resume guitar lessons sometime in the future.
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#49125
2003-05-09 9:10 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
This brings up a brief but interesting debate:
Guitar vs. Saxophone: Which is sexier?
Brian...do yourself a favor...and at least have some good tunes with some awesome Sax stuff in it.
It's a MUST...
I L ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) ve the Sax...
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#49126
2003-05-09 9:23 PM
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![[gulp!]](gulp.gif) Okay.
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#49127
2003-05-10 2:01 AM
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Better yet, some Kenny G.
Chicks dig the clarinet even more!
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#49128
2003-05-10 3:01 AM
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Finally! My years of clarinet were not wasted! Girls will go out with me and not laugh in my face when I comment on the weather or ask to see them nude and covered in Easy Cheese! I will exact my revenge! ... ...
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#49129
2003-05-10 6:00 AM
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Um...I thought he played the Alto Saxophone...
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#49130
2003-05-10 1:03 PM
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He does. I double checked. What I've learned so far: - The Guitar: Sexy in terms of techincality
- The Saxophone: Sexy, no ifs, ands, or buts
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