RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Women How to impress

But he doesn't want the drunk, he wants the hot chick!

I say, if you are unsure about a girl and her feelings, I always suggest asking her out to lunch. Nothing pricey, something like, Applebees, Chilis, TGIFridays, Fuddruckers or something like it. A sit down place that is casual. Doing this lets her know that you are interested in her enough that you would like to spend time with her exclusivly, but understand that you do not want to pressure her, like a dinner date might. If nothing else you may get good lunch company. But after one or two lunch dates, you get the "getting to know you" crap out of the way that usually makes an acutaly dinner date akward. If you ask for a dinner date afterwards and she accepts, you're in. If you ask and she declines, it may be because of a lot of reasons, I would offer another lunch date (a day or two later) if she accepts that, she may just need more time to get to know you.

The secret to courting a woman, is the lunch date. Because it is an informal date, usually spur of the moment (like the day of or the day before). There is less pressure and because she can always go back to work or school afterwards and annalyize the date with a girlfriend. (And yes, we do do that.) Good luck.

Crisp $50 bills are also helpful!

Not only do I lack crisp $50 bills, I don't want a woman that's solely attracted to my money.

Thanks for the advice, Stareena. I'll take you up on it as soon as I have a job and she has a free moment. In the meantime, we'll have to settle for our chance lunch meetings in the university cafeteria.

Even if it is the cafateria...I say go for it. Take it outside onto the campus, sit beneath a tree...work with what you got and go from there. If you know she is struggling in a subject you excel in or at least can help her with, offer to help her. It can open up the door for a lot of things. I say, again, work with what you have and not wait until you've got something.

Does your school have any extracircullar activites like movies shown at the student activites hall? Or maybe even sports? Maybe asking her to one of these (as they tend to be free or cheap to students). Hell, take her on a picnic. That area of the state has some really nice places to go to (If I remember).

Yeah, but I wouldn't consider using it.
Thanks for trying, though.

You are neither an officer nor a gentleman!

There are quite a few people who would argue the latter.

Ladders can't argue. That's crazy!

Took the words out of my mouth!

Brian Fellow, you briefly reminded me of my prankster ex-roomate.

Can we get back to the subject now?

Rabbits have big ears!

Any other questions?

Have you ever seen a talking rabbit , Barbara?

Where do babies come from?

Is it possible for an several buildings worth of women to be attracted to an ordinary man?

Nope.

Wait. I take my previous question back.

Is it possible for a currently unemployed junior year college student with 5.8% bodyfat, a volunteer radio gig, fledgling fan club (three of my lady friends founded the club last Thursday; as far as I know, they're the only members) and an otherwise normal life to be the object of powerful, unspoken lust for several buildings' worth of women?

Why not?

Still, nope sorry Brian. Though Joe seems to have taken a liking to you....

He's better than you.

Bitch!

soooomebody has a super crush Brian!

Sure, everyone loves to cuddle... but what about spooning?

Naked?

You mynx!

You like!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! Yes, spooning is good. It's kinda the same as cuddling though isn't it (when you're clothed I mean)?

Damn, I'm feelin the love today!

Up for a Nature Girl sandwich???

ohhhhhhhh, don't tempt me!

Squeeze in Kimi...I think TK needs a hug

Egads!

Sweet mother!!!