#49131
2003-05-10 1:20 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Better yet, some Kenny G.
Chicks dig the clarinet even more!
"Songbird" by Kenny G is quite good...that'd be great for gettin' it on outdoors...maybe with a slight breeze... ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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#49132
2003-05-10 1:23 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
- The Guitar: Sexy in terms of techincality
This is because: if a man can play those strings well, then he can use those same fingers on you! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
- The Saxophone: Sexy, no ifs, ands, or buts
Yes, yes, and yes!
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#49133
2003-05-10 5:34 PM
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... ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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#49134
2003-05-10 6:55 PM
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Cheer up, TK. quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
quote:
Originally posted by Brian A. Ortiz:
- The Guitar: Sexy in terms of techincality
This is because: if a man can play those strings well, then he can use those same fingers on you!
You play the guitar, so you've got a good set of hands for lovin' women.
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#49135
2003-05-16 6:46 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
I've done all of these and they still don't work.
![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#49136
2003-05-16 7:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Darknight613:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
How to impress a woman:
compliment her,
respect her,
honor her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine and dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
I've done all of these and they still don't work.
She's not worth it then
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#49137
2003-05-18 12:11 AM
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Winged creature is right DK613 - if you've honestly done all of that and still no response from the chica that you like - move on. I don't know how old you are, but I've found the older a woman gets (starting late 20's and all) the more you get out of that bad boy stage. That's not to say that we want a fucking doormat, but a sweet guy with an edge (i.e., don't drop your balls off along the way) is better than the moody asshole we dated in college. Or maybe that's just me. Either way don't give up. Just find another chick. Un clavo saque un clavo...
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#49138
2003-05-18 12:18 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
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You said you played the piano, no? If you can run your fingers around a woman's body the way you run them up and down a piano's keys then you really have no reason to make with the sad face. :)
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#49139
2003-05-23 12:05 PM
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That's what I tried to tell him!
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#49140
2003-05-28 3:25 AM
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Girls love a man with good hands. I never thought learning how to give massages would actually pay off! ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#49141
2003-05-28 10:02 AM
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#49142
2003-05-29 3:09 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Girls love a man with good hands. I never thought learning how to give massages would actually pay off!
Well DUH!!!
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#49143
2003-05-28 4:46 PM
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Still lookin' for my keys, girls.
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#49144
2003-06-04 9:45 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Kimi:
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Girls love a man with good hands. I never thought learning how to give massages would actually pay off!
Well DUH!!!
What she said. :lol: ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#49145
2003-06-04 8:21 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Captain Sammitch:
Still lookin' for my keys, girls.
My Gob!! The wait is killing me!!! ![[AAAHHHH!!!]](graemlins/aahhh.gif)
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#49146
2003-06-04 10:17 PM
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I dunno if I'd be enough to justify the delay. ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#49147
2003-06-05 8:15 PM
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Let me be the judge of that!!!
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#49148
2003-09-29 1:17 AM
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I read the entire six pages of this thread again, and it supremely confirms that we are all a bunch of horny fucks!
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#49149
2003-09-29 9:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
I read the entire six pages of this thread again, and it supremely confirms that we are all a bunch of horny fucks!
You say that like it's a bad thing!
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#49150
2003-09-29 12:23 PM
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If being horny is wrong, I wanna stay wrong!
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This thread gets my highest possible recommendation! Six Stars! Especially the first two pages! Holy shit...
He fixes the cable?
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This one's got everything:
Knives, handcuffs, nooses, gunplay, spooning, cuddling, sexually-confused muscular men, sandwiches of various types and plenty of hormones.
We never write like this anymore. It's all about Nowhereman popping out of gay men's asses now...
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