Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said: My sister's marridge broke up because her husband cheated. She's only twenty two and has a three year old daughter.
She got pregnant at 19? What a slut! Guess it runs in the family! No wonder he cheated on her; It's probably not even his baby... it's mine!
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:Money is tight, work is scarce, after tomorrow Ive got four days in a row off. I've trimmed all the fat now I'm trimming muscle.
Shouldn't that be "popped"?
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:I've also just lost some money because somebody vandalized my car.
Shame on them! They should have thrown cinderblocks into your window while you were opening the curtains!!!!!!
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:Right now because my checks are so little I almost break even with the cab fare.
Why don't you drag yourself there across the sun baked asphalt instead?
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:My fiancee may lose her job because budget cuts might close the nursing home she works at.
Oh, I was wondering who that bag of wrinkles was that stands by the curb out there shaking her booty! No worry, she'll find another corner!
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:I work at Radio Shack. It's miserable and for an encore it's insulting.
So where would you rather work to be insulted? I could use a rat poison taste tester or a javelin catcher!!!!!
