Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said: My sister's marridge broke up because her husband cheated. She's only twenty two and has a three year old daughter.
She got pregnant at 19? What a slut! Guess it runs in the family! No wonder he cheated on her; It's probably not even his baby... it's mine!
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:Money is tight, work is scarce, after tomorrow Ive got four days in a row off. I've trimmed all the fat now I'm trimming muscle.
Shouldn't that be "popped"?
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:I've also just lost some money because somebody vandalized my car.
Shame on them! They should have thrown cinderblocks into your window while you were opening the curtains!!!!!!
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:Right now because my checks are so little I almost break even with the cab fare.
Why don't you drag yourself there across the sun baked asphalt instead?
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:My fiancee may lose her job because budget cuts might close the nursing home she works at.
Oh, I was wondering who that bag of wrinkles was that stands by the curb out there shaking her booty! No worry, she'll find another corner!
Quote: Ultimate Jaburg53 said:I work at Radio Shack. It's miserable and for an encore it's insulting.
So where would you rather work to be insulted? I could use a rat poison taste tester or a javelin catcher!!!!!
"Lighten up, it's a message board!!!!"
The only thing that bothers me is none of your insults are funny. No entertainment value at all.
Also someday things here will be better, you're ugly and stupid and that's forever!
you should be nice to him. He might go crying to his girlfri... oh nevermind.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
