I heard you all were at the bolwing alley last night until about 7:30 at which time you noticed Ally Sheedy the Goth chick from the Breakfast Club was bowling in the lane next to you and you asked her for her autograph but she didn't have a pen so you followed her to her car but on your way you were accosted by five scientologists who wanted to give you all personality tests which were administered at the scientology center in Denver at 1045 at which time you accidentally boarded the wrong bus home and ended up somewhere south of Castle Rock and finally got a ride home with a man who was missing his left index finger named Gary and arrived at the Blue Oyster where you all had group sex and didn't know who to thank
