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sneaky bunny said:
bring yuh gal



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Prometheus said:
Fuck. As I was making this, I was like "I know I'm forgetting people...". I was just glancing over the immediate forum and placing names. Sorry Joe. In all honesty, I'd probably choose you to talk to, ironically enough.

Maybe I'll do a part II poll, or, something with an entirely different premise...



No worries...

Either Grimm or Doc would be cool to sit in first class with. We'd party like rock stars and, when the flight attendants tried to quiet us down, we'd scream "WE'RE RDCW, BITCH!!!" They'd be confused, having no idea what that is but knowing that it sounded like we're celebtities, so we'd end up getting arrested and on the front page of the tabloids. Now THERE'S some publicity for these boards.

TK-069 is a good pick. He and I share some of the same interests and have become pretty good friends on the boards. The only provision is that I'd have to have the window seat, as he'd be leaving every 20 minutes or so to induct another flight attendant or passenger into the Mile-High Club.

PJP...I can see it now: flight attendants rush to the back of the plane, convinced they're under terrorist attack. They discover a blond-haired, olive-skinned guy in a Jeter jersey in heated "debate" (barfight) with a guy wearing a Varitek jersey and glasses. As the attendants try to break up the fight, someone calls back, "Who gives a shit! The Orioles rule!!!" Bad move - you never get in between Irish Brothers. The Orioles fan is soundly thrashed by both men, who then try to buy rounds of beer for each other.

Captain Sammitch provides the opposite scenario as PJP with the same results. Two Sox fans on a ten-hour flight? That's asking for trouble, especially if the only Devil Rays' season ticketholder is on the flight. Maybe Meeko could be there to keep us from misbehaving. Meeko's another good pick to fly with - she's a buddy.

Rex would not be a good person for me to sit with. He has less patience with misbehaving kids, their asshole parents, and hippies than I do. By hour two, we're throwing people out of the plane...

Jay Orin and Harleykwin are new friends. We could spend time getting to know one another, talking about mutual hobbies and stuff. Very cool. And the Mile-High Club is always an option.

Then we have Wednesday, Prometheus, Chewy Walrus, Nowhereman, and Jeremy. We share a lot of hobbies and musical tastes in common. They'd be good to hang with and discuss various topics with. Crawfordcrow would be cool to be music snobs with. Nowhereman would be cracking me up, calling the attendants "birds" and "cunts". Chewy Walrus is especially helpful in getting drink refills - the flight attendants would be so enraptured by his dreaminess that they'd never notice my twelfth round from the drink carts. But, sorry guys, no Mile-High Club for yez...

Uschi said:
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