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Joe Mama said:
No. Sneaky Bunny and I are over. She left and took the kids with her. I did it for you. It was ALL FOR YOU!!! And now you've left me for a fuzzy, blond, Bat-Greek. It makes me sad...oh, the things we could've done. The plans I had for you...








Kids?!?! Are they yours?

What plans??? Tell me, tell me!

"fuzzy, blond, Bat-Greek" - best line evah!


Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi