Not all gay people practice anal sex. Neither do all straight couples. Go find a Goth pre-op Tranny who will accomadate your vampire kink. The sex won't seem so gay with a person who looks female in all other ways. That's why straight boys love trannies.

"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." John Stuart Mill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. Oscar Wilde He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.