RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts It's The Shatner's weekend and you're all just living in it! Come pay homage, bitches.

You are all bitches in The Shatner's sight. However, The Shatner will now deign to tolerate exposing himself to your unconditional love for a limited time. Do not make eye contact with The Shatner, lest you feel the back of his mighty hand, you insipid, boot-licking dregs. Commence!

I only bow before Hasselhoff

Bah! The Hasselhoff's crotch hypnotics only hold sway over the Germans! The Shatner is unencumbered with such base gimmickry and remains universal!

Just as it was in WWI and WWII, these Germans will learn the errors of their ways if they dare cross... The Shatner!

The battle cry of The Shatner's acolytes will ring out from the hills: "MR. TAMBOURINE MAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!" and the Germans will know true fear!

So sayeth The Shatner, so be-eth The Truth.

Crawford so reminds me of a regular on the boards........grrrrrrr it'll come to me sooner or later.

Pjs........yeah...him or Bsamsy!

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My friend saw "The Shatner" leaving the deli he worked at once. All he saw was his fat ass. It was the greatest moment of his life.

Dammit rex, what did I say about hypnotizing people?!

Crazy bastard.

Lol........that's who Craw reminds me of.......Rexers! Wow...thanks Jers!

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bow before the great and might Becca, Lowly Dogs, for she is Queen of Otakus!

I see nuthin'.

I know

There there, keep trying.

Never give up, never surrender!

You'll never...live...like Common...People! You'll never do what...Common People do!

The Shatner baffles the... would-be... usurper... with his Inscrutable Chest.

You said it!

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Jerry Seinfeld

Gah!

Now let...The Shatner, sing us into a new week. Thank you...for a good weekend.

The weekend's over. No more Shatner. I mean, I love Shatner as much as the next guy, but enough is enough.

That's why I did that, to close out the joke.

Hopefully...

The Shatner is at rest, but take heart, for The Shatner shall always reappear whenever and wherever he is needed.

It's my time, Shatner... My savage, shirtless time.

You think you're so smart with your dago moustache and your greasy hair!

Ford Fairlane:
[W]hat are your names? Neil and Bob, or is that, like, what you do?

Ford Fairlane:
You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it

Body Count
Queen


All the young kids learn to dance in the combat zone
Never dared to take a chance
Goin' home alone
But it gets so fucky cold
When it's late at night
Leave the foxholes on their own
Do you sleep well at night?
Body count, feeling hot
Body count, keeping warm
Friends are playing with danger
They don't know where it's found
With their casual letters
It's just another chain
You've lost the innocence
That you've never found
Standing in the DMZ
Don't get turned around
Body count, feeling hot
Body count, Vietnam
It's not the game, it's a scar
And they won't let you wear your khakis
And your Izods anymore
You can go get shot to hell
They don't want you anymore because
All the young kids learn to dance in the combat zone
Never dare to take a chance
You're going home alone
Military metaphors
Are metaphors no more
Keeping up with protocol
You're dancin' off to war
Do you sleep well at night?
Body count, Vietnam
They can say what they want
But you have your doubts
It's not what you've lost
It's what your without
When I ran so far
And they just turned away
I doesn't bother me by the light of day
But at night, I hear your call
Late at night, I hear your call
I saw the mirror that you broke today
I saw the ceiling falling down your way
When they looked at you, you could turn away
You didn't bother then by the light of day, you'll stay
But at night, I hear your call
Late at night, I hear your call
You said that you could turn away
I knew that you going to stay
The walls are falling all around
They pinned you down onto the ground
But at night, I hear your call
Vietnam, I hear you call

Searing meat does not "seal in" moisture, and in fact may actually cause meat to lose moisture. Generally, the value in searing meat is that it creates a brown crust with a rich flavor via the Maillard reaction.
Mussels that do not open when cooked may still be fully cooked and safe to eat.

Ways To Know You Are In Love
The most common but most important feeling is the indescribable butterflies in your stomach.
When you can’t stop thinking about the person despite all your efforts, you may be in love. When the mention of the name is enough to bring a smile to your face, then you may have fallen in love.

Bob Allen's Men's Room Misadventures

In July of 2007, Bob Allen's political career was ruined when he got so scared of a black guy in a public bathroom that he offered to give him $20 and oral sex.

At least that's his story. The police tell the story a little differently. According to them, Allen, then a Republican member of the Florida House of Representatives, offered an undercover police officer $20 if he could perform oral sex on him. From the arrest affidavit:
"As I stood in the stall drying my hands, I observed Allen look over the door of my stall and make eye contact with me. Allen then stepped away and then came back to the door of my stall and looked in, making eye contact with me again. I said "hey buddy" and Allen said "hi" and then stepped away again. About 5 seconds later, Allen pushed open the door to my stall and stepped inside. I was standing against the far wall of the stall. Allen closed the door behind him and stood against it, I said "whats up" and Allen again said "hi." Allen then said "this is kind of a public place isn't it." I said "do you have somewhere else we can go". Allen said "How about across the bridge, it's quiet over there". Allen engaged me in a conversation in which it was agreed that he would pay me $20.00 in order to perform a "blow job" on me.

Allen, who is married and has a daughter, was arrested. He resigned his position in the Florida House of Representatives and he was ordered by the court to complete a class in HIV Awareness.

56. "Money often costs too much." - Ralph Waldo Emerson


57. "Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail" - Richard Friedman

15. "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." - Errol Flynn