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Her name well, names don't really matter, so let's just call her "D." She goes to the same university I do...just a different campus. ('cause our university's that big)

So far, we've only had two dates, but we talk on the phone practically every day. When we are together, we enjoy everything about the other person's company...And yes, that includes kissing and cuddling. But the physical aspects of our relationship are just part of what make being with her so special. We both love making each other laugh with our corny jokes, the color black, comics (particularly X-Men), and basketball. She does a plethora of impersonations, including a perfect Miss Swan. (In fact, she supposedly uses it everytime she orders Chinese food.)

I'm glad D and I found each other. I could be having a horrible day (which is more often than not) and talking to her makes my burdens feel lighter. She inspires me in so many ways to continue to become a better person.

In particular, one story she told me reinvigorated my sense of romance. She called me one night after her friend had called her and told her she'd fallen in love with her (male) best friend. They'd gone on a date and talked for hours. Once it was over, she walked him back to his car ('cause his was closer). When she went to walk away, he grabbed her hand and turned her towards him. "Don't you feel it too?" He asked her. The wind gently ran through her hair, and he kissed her. They felt each other's hearts beating rapidly.

"It was something straight out of a movie," D said. The happiness in her own voice was apparent. She was elated for her friend, I vowed to myself that one day, I'd share a moment like that with her. There's no rush, though. We're still young; we've still have our own lives to build and each other's company to enjoy.

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Its gets funnier everytime I read it.


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So far, we've only had two dates




If you don't get at the very least a handjob by the third, you never will.

I don't want to see you waste your time.


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rex said:
Its gets funnier everytime I read it.



it really does.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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This would have been welcomed in the Women's Forum, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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This also would have been welcome in his little pink diary with the lock on it.


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teehee

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Is her mom a MILF?

'Cause hook a brotha up.


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Sounds like infatuation to me.

Many women are still great after two dates.


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You're calling her D cause of the boobies right? You should ask her what Victoria's Secret is.

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Damn.

I thought the Apollo crowd was fuckin' harsh.

Remind me to never show pics of my baby mommas here.


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I AIN'T THAT BABY DADDY!

sorry...reflex.

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Wow Brian.......congrats on the girl! She's beautiful....keep in mind though that girls are psycho.......best of luck


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keep in mind though that girls are psycho.......




She writes the truth.


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keep in mind though that girls are psycho.......



aaaaaaand one more time for good luck.

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keep in mind though that girls are psycho




Finally, a woman tells the truth.


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Rexers well they are :P We have a reallllly hard time making up our minds! Girls in general should decide at the beginning if they plan on keeping the guy, insteada toying with him till the next, cuter, cooler guy comes along.


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Brian:

Whatever you do, don't follow a movie script that was written by someone who's never met you or her before. Follow your heart; only you know what tells you.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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That's gay, McGurk.

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And watch her just in case she's using you to get some guy back.......


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Brian:

Whatever you do, don't follow a movie script that was written by someone who's never met you or her before. Follow your heart; only you know what tells you.




He should definitely wait three days until he calls her...


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This will end in nothing but heartbreak and sorrow.


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Shut the fuck up. You say that about everything. No one fucking cares about you. Deal with it. Go buy a prostitute and get it over with.


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Ask her out already Ortiz!

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Shut the fuck up. You say that about everything. No one fucking cares about you. Deal with it. Go buy a prostitute and get it over with.




W H O A !


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I know Jla......who knew rexers could be mean


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LOL!


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Rex being mean? That never happens.

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FUCK OFF!


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Wednesday said:
That's gay, McGurk.




Fine then! Maybe we should quote other people in our sigs.

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See?

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What?


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Yeah


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Hey we should be supportive......


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She did the Miss Swan immitation once when I fucked her up the ass....it was good.

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I know two guys that double teamed her for 3 hours once......then gave her 5 bucks for cab fare to get home......I'm not saying she's a filthy whore....but she is definitely pretty cheap.

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You ganged up on a filthy whore? That's not cool.

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I would call her a hooker.....but most guys never pay her for it. They usually just cum in her face and tell her to keep the change.......good ole D.

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