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Too bad there isn't an RKMBs hot tub we could all get into right now.....I'm feeling alot of Love in this thread.
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I bet you ARE. They're at least using lube, right? 
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i ahem, i don't need lube.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I was talking about Peej... 
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oh well i got anal-eze he can borrow.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Too bad there isn't an RKMBs hot tub we could all get into right now.....I'm feeling alot of Love in this thread.
Dude, stop feeling your love. And you call me perverted...
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It's okay, Wednesday. I tend to rotate my sigs now and then so I don't take up too much s p a c e. Quote:
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Too bad there isn't an RKMBs hot tub we could all get into right now.....I'm feeling alot of Love in this thread.
Isn't that the shout box?
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
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I will say this Brian......she looks like a nice candidate for a good tittie fuck......not that you'll ever do it though.
He didn't even get a piece of hand yet.
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Oh? You can smell your own?
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Oh? You can smell your own?
I'm not filthy
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This will end in nothing but heartbreak and sorrow.
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Well, see, THERE it actually makes sense...
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So what happened??????? Has he asked her out yet?
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I thought he said that he went on two dates with her.
Or do you mean, "Has he asked her to go steady yet?"
In which case my response is: "Hahahahaha!"
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I meant.......boyfriend/girlfriend asking out :P
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So what happened??????? Has he asked her out yet?
Yeah, but he hasn't even gotten a piece of hand yet!
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Here's a pic of someone out to steal my heart.  Anyone who doesn't get this joke will face the Thousand Slaps Of Doom.
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brian be careful i checked the url of her pic http://i13-8.thefacebook.com/ she may be a assmonkey trying to trick you!
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Woah. My school e-mailed me a day or so ago telling me we are now a part of that... whatever.
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maybe brian will grab a pic of someone you know on there and pretend to be dating them too!
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LLance does it all the time.
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It's called "masturbation".
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Her name well, names don't really matter, so let's just call her "D." She goes to the same university I do...just a different campus. ('cause our university's that big)
So far, we've only had two dates, but we talk on the phone practically every day. When we are together, we enjoy everything about the other person's company...And yes, that includes kissing and cuddling. But the physical aspects of our relationship are just part of what make being with her so special. We both love making each other laugh with our corny jokes, the color black, comics (particularly X-Men), and basketball. She does a plethora of impersonations, including a perfect Miss Swan. (In fact, she supposedly uses it everytime she orders Chinese food.)
I'm glad D and I found each other. I could be having a horrible day (which is more often than not) and talking to her makes my burdens feel lighter. She inspires me in so many ways to continue to become a better person.
In particular, one story she told me reinvigorated my sense of romance. She called me one night after her friend had called her and told her she'd fallen in love with her (male) best friend. They'd gone on a date and talked for hours. Once it was over, she walked him back to his car ('cause his was closer). When she went to walk away, he grabbed her hand and turned her towards him. "Don't you feel it too?" He asked her. The wind gently ran through her hair, and he kissed her. They felt each other's hearts beating rapidly.
"It was something straight out of a movie," D said. The happiness in her own voice was apparent. She was elated for her friend, I vowed to myself that one day, I'd share a moment like that with her. There's no rush, though. We're still young; we've still have our own lives to build and each other's company to enjoy.
Still damn funny.
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Her name well, names don't really matter, so let's just call her "D." She goes to the same university I do...just a different campus. ('cause our university's that big) Translation:I dont actually knw her name.
So far, we've only had two dates, but we talk on the phone practically every day. When we are together, we enjoy everything about the other person's company...And yes, that includes kissing and cuddling. But the physical aspects of our relationship are just part of what make being with her so special. We both love making each other laugh with our corny jokes, the color black, comics (particularly X-Men), and basketball. She does a plethora of impersonations, including a perfect Miss Swan. (In fact, she supposedly uses it everytime she orders Chinese food.)Translation:I am stalking her.
I'm glad D and I found each other. I could be having a horrible day (which is more often than not) and talking to her makes my burdens feel lighter. She inspires me in so many ways to continue to become a better person. Translation:If I am having a shitty day,I make hers shitty by stalking her some more.
In particular, one story she told me reinvigorated my sense of romance. She called me one night after her friend had called her and told her she'd fallen in love with her (male) best friend. They'd gone on a date and talked for hours. Once it was over, she walked him back to his car ('cause his was closer). When she went to walk away, he grabbed her hand and turned her towards him. "Don't you feel it too?" He asked her. The wind gently ran through her hair, and he kissed her. They felt each other's hearts beating rapidly. Translation:I just made all this up cause the only thing she has ever said to me is "Leave me alone or a I will call the police!"
"It was something straight out of a movie," D said. The happiness in her own voice was apparent. She was elated for her friend, I vowed to myself that one day, I'd share a moment like that with her. There's no rush, though. We're still young; we've still have our own lives to build and each other's company to enjoy.Translation:I am gay!
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that is too fucking funny.
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Because he's gay. It's ironic that a thread about a hott woman could be so gay. Only Brian Ortiz coul pull that off.
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Brian also pulls off men!
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Rob loves dogs and Joe Q loves donkeys,so Brian has a lot to live up to!
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Just out of curiosity, why did Brian post all this here when he knew "D" would be mocked and belittled?
Cuz he was super happy and excited.....she's gorgeous I can understand why he posted. Suffice to say that mosta the guys here envy him!
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Why would we envy a delusional gay man?
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Brian A. Ortiz said:
Her name well, names don't really matter, so let's just call her "D." She goes to the same university I do...just a different campus. ('cause our university's that big) Translation:I dont actually knw her name.
So far, we've only had two dates, but we talk on the phone practically every day. When we are together, we enjoy everything about the other person's company...And yes, that includes kissing and cuddling. But the physical aspects of our relationship are just part of what make being with her so special. We both love making each other laugh with our corny jokes, the color black, comics (particularly X-Men), and basketball. She does a plethora of impersonations, including a perfect Miss Swan. (In fact, she supposedly uses it everytime she orders Chinese food.)Translation:I am stalking her.
I'm glad D and I found each other. I could be having a horrible day (which is more often than not) and talking to her makes my burdens feel lighter. She inspires me in so many ways to continue to become a better person. Translation:If I am having a shitty day,I make hers shitty by stalking her some more.
In particular, one story she told me reinvigorated my sense of romance. She called me one night after her friend had called her and told her she'd fallen in love with her (male) best friend. They'd gone on a date and talked for hours. Once it was over, she walked him back to his car ('cause his was closer). When she went to walk away, he grabbed her hand and turned her towards him. "Don't you feel it too?" He asked her. The wind gently ran through her hair, and he kissed her. They felt each other's hearts beating rapidly. Translation:I just made all this up cause the only thing she has ever said to me is "Leave me alone or a I will call the police!"
"It was something straight out of a movie," D said. The happiness in her own voice was apparent. She was elated for her friend, I vowed to myself that one day, I'd share a moment like that with her. There's no rush, though. We're still young; we've still have our own lives to build and each other's company to enjoy.Translation:I am gay!
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Just out of curiosity, why did Brian post all this here when he knew "D" would be mocked and belittled?
Cuz he was super happy and excited.....she's gorgeous I can understand why he posted. Suffice to say that mosta the guys here envy him!
What are you, his mom? "Oh, don't worry Brian, the bullies aren't beating you up every day because they think you're lame, they're envious!"
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she also said he's the best french kisser in the family.
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