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Enlist yourself as a model in an amateur fashion show in the local area. Guys needn't be in the best shape in the world; hell, you could have the beginnings of a gut and still be in the show, so long as you have the confident attitude walk down.
The women, on the other hand...By the dictates of the designers, they pretty much have to be beautiful. Furthermore, a lot of the outfits require them to wear a thong and no bra. Since everyone's in a rush to change backstage, you pretty much get to see it all, and there's T&A everywhere you turn.
How do I know this? I was in a fashion show last night and confirmed the above mentioned info for myself. There were like 2 or 3 girls for every guy, so I couldn't help but see ta-tas or asscheeks. Just remember one thing, guys: turning and not realizing it's there until you see it and intentionally staring at it is the difference between being a gentleman and a pervert.
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And you STILL didn't get any.
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Thank you. I have spoken.
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And you STILL didn't get any.
How little you know...
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I've been doing that shit for YEARS, son. 'Course, I never signed up to model... I said I was a "designer".
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Shit, I should have thought of that!
The model thing works for me though...It builds my female fanbase among the models and the crowd.
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I gotta admit... I did some modeling back when I was cuter and slimmer. It was all right. The girls were receptive; but there wasn't enough brain matter to keep me interested in them.
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I've got you both beat. I used to be a model scout!
I worked outta South Beach!
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Enlist yourself as a model in an amateur fashion show in the local area. Guys needn't be in the best shape in the world; hell, you could have the beginnings of a gut and still be in the show, so long as you have the confident attitude walk down.
The women, on the other hand...By the dictates of the designers, they pretty much have to be beautiful. Furthermore, a lot of the outfits require them to wear a thong and no bra. Since everyone's in a rush to change backstage, you pretty much get to see it all, and there's T&A everywhere you turn.
How do I know this? I was in a fashion show last night and confirmed the above mentioned info for myself. There were like 2 or 3 girls for every guy, so I couldn't help but see ta-tas or asscheeks. Just remember one thing, guys: turning and not realizing it's there until you see it and intentionally staring at it is the difference between being a gentleman and a pervert.
Or you could just go to almost any mall and see all that stuff.
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Not always.
Y'know... Venice was really hot when I was down there. But some of those chicks were SKINNY. Not skinny. SKINNY. But they didn't look malnourished.
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Ainchy'all justa buncha jedi pussy-gettin muthafuckaz.
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I can't tell.
They all look like that dog from Family Guy.
I have no idea who is saying what.
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Pie for the pirates,
wine for the dogs.
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That's why I changed mine back Kaz, I knew you were confused.
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Someone needs a thinking cap!
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I used to build model airplanes -- I saw lots of plastic without any paint or decals on!
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