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Just thought I'd remind you guys

Anybody have a great mom out there? Back in high school I worked really hard musically and academically. After working for several months on my flute audition piece for state, I performed it perfectly. When we saw the results, I was astounded. My arch nemesis had done horribly and yet she had made it and I hadn't. My mom wrapped her arm's around me and said, "Sometime's life is unfair and cruel. It's up to you to rise from failure and never give up on attaining your dreams. Always remember, you never have to achieve anything for me to love you."

Ya'll have any mom stories?


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Yo Princess whats up with you and me ?

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Awwww and I thought you were the real klinton ;p


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mugh mine wasn't around much due to business travel she supported my interest in theatre and art supported the fact i was willing to go against and argue against everything they shoved down our throats in catholic school.


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I've got a good great mom & grandmother and was feeling pretty good about the cards I sent them. I even sent cards from their dogs too but effed it up good by not stamping them. So either they got them with postage due or they didn't


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Awwwwww at least you send a gart M.....that was sweet!


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I love my mommy.

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But did you do anything for her Jers :P


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not yet, I'll buy her a card tomorrow, and call her.

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Tomorrow??????? Awwwwwww Jeremys.....tsk tsk! You should send her flowers and a card


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we'll be bush and flower shopping tomorrow and sometime during the week i'll plant them. and if we're really in the mood we might head over to canada to see my abuela and aunt


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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I bought my mom a rose. It was perty expensive, and the money goes to the National Breast Cancer Foundation.


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Super! My mom had breast cancer once. So did my grandma. I'm probably gonna get it too, especially since I work with large quantities of hormones and other carcinogens.


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Yay!

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I know! I'm sOOOOOOPer excited!


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And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Just thought I'd remind you guys

Anybody have a great mom out there? Back in high school I worked really hard musically and academically. After working for several months on my flute audition piece for state, I performed it perfectly. When we saw the results, I was astounded. My arch nemesis had done horribly and yet she had made it and I hadn't. My mom wrapped her arm's around me and said, "Sometime's life is unfair and cruel. It's up to you to rise from failure and never give up on attaining your dreams. Always remember, you never have to achieve anything for me to love you."

Ya'll have any mom stories?





will you be bashing your grandma today?

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Bsams why would I waste my time doing that? She's not worth it......


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i can only hope that when your old youll have a grandaugter who is also a ungrateful bitch.

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i swear to god he asked if you'd be bsting your grandma.....


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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lol sneaks.

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i can only hope that when your old youll have a grandaugter who is also a ungrateful bitch.




Come to think about it, you and my grandmother would get along pretty well bsams: both hateful, mean, sarcastic, and ya'll piss everybody off.


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Well... back on topic this is my first Mother's Day without my mother, and as far as those go it went better than I expected. I normally get Sundays off of work but I was asked to work 5 hours so that some females who happen to be mothers could have some time off. They made it up to me by giving me time off in the middle of the week, and it was slow enough that I had time to at least think of her, and someone from these boards told me a while back he's glad I was on good terms with my mother in her final days, and that he hopes it will be the same with him.


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I don't know if this helps, McGurk, but I bet your mom would be proud of you for working so that your coworkers could spend time with their kids on Mother's Day. You done good.


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Yeah way to go MG!!!!


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Thank you both. That means a lot to me.

The owner also stopped by and was grateful about it too.

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You're soo gonna be blessed for it MG. Giving so that others can spend time for their kids!


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like a grandma kind enough to let her ungrateful grandaughter mooch off her till she got a job!

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I had a job when I moved in with her bsams, nice try though ;P


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no you didnt.

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Yes I did.....I worked for Capital One remmeber? And before that I tutored about thirty hours a week.


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Sorry bsams.....my posts are lacking meaness cuz I'm tired. I do apologize!


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no you didnt.

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Oh yes I did!


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no, really we all no. you didnt. freeloader.

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You're soo gonna be blessed for it MG. Giving so that others can spend time for their kids!




I hope this isn't another one of your many faces/lies/games/tricks. If it is, you've got a sick sense of humor.

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Whatever MG, what's eating you anyways? I don't get all this deplaced anger, better me though instead of some real person in your life.

If you get this angry over a poster I'd hate to see what you get angry over in real life.


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I've already explained it in full detail. I don't need to repeat myself just because you continue dodging the issue and dragging neuro-trash klinton into this. But then again, I'm "like 20 something" so what do I know?

And deplaced is not a word, "teacher."

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I took my Mom out to dinner on Friday, May 6, and it was quite nice! We went to an all you can eat Chinese restaurant. The food was EXCELLENT except we both wound up with REALLY hot food, the kind that would make Woody Wood Pecker have flames coming out of his mouth and smoke from his ears! But the rest of the meal was cool. We both ate till we were really full!

Sunday, I took her out to lunch and we had Pizza!! It was really good!! Then we went shopping for a few things we both needed, then we went home. That was Mother's Day weekend. It was pleasant.


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