My buddies and I went out to drink and play some pool when we met up with several women I know. So after a couple glasses and several games of getting our asses handed to us they asked us if we wanted to go to a strip club. They said they knew one of the girls and could get us in for free so we thought about it and said "hell yeah!" I mean, how often do good looking women ask if you want to go to a strip club with them? So we get there and the girl my friend knows isn't working. But we're there and we figure fuck it, so we pay the cover to get in. So after they finally leave around 1:00 am we decided to get some lapdances.
Worst. Lapdances. Ever.
There must have been some rule against touching cuz we didn't even get tits in our faces, so we looked around at other tables and neither was anybody else. I have never been a fan of lapdances and I usually turn them down, but this was by far the worst I've ever seen or had. So my completely hammered friend turns to me and says, "dude I need some fuckin' Taco Bell!" while grabbing his nuts. I'm sure the bastard soiled himself in my car. So we leave and get him taco bell, and it takes him 5 minutes to figure out what he wants all the while two cops are just staring at us. My brothers passed out in the back and my buddy is talking but I have no idea what the hell he's saying. So I take a bunch of back roads to avoid any patrol cars and drop him off, and by the time I finally get home it's 2:30 and I'm dead tired and I have to be at work at 8 in the morning.
Yeah. Work sucked.
