#50751
2003-06-06 9:54 AM
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Posts: 734
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Learn the future of your sex life here. Brian's results: Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 1 person!
And you'll first have sex at age 24, in your own bed.
You are 14% sexy.
The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.
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#50752
2003-06-06 11:20 AM
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Joined: May 2001
Posts: 2,704
Frustrated! . . . with kids! 2500+ posts
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It's been awhile since I've taken this particular test... Holy Crap! ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) quote:
...including the __ you've already had sex with, that makes 8 new lovers! You are 40% sexy.
8 more people? I don't like this test any more... ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif)
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#50753
2003-06-06 1:24 PM
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Posts: 17
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with alot people! Including the alot you've already had sex with, that makes alot of new lovers! You are 52% sexy. You have a 51% chance of dying during sex. ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif) Boy is my wife gonna be pissed.
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#50754
2003-06-06 1:25 PM
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Posts: 17
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quote:
8 more people? I don't like this test any more...
Can I be one of the 8? being as i have to sleep with alot more.
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#50755
2003-06-07 1:13 AM
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 12
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Bloody hell.
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
1 person!
And you'll first have sex at age 26,
in your own bed.
You are 12% sexy.
And because I'm a masochist, I also took the pickup test (http://test3.thespark.com/pickuptest/) and got this result:
What's up frigidaire. You are
16%
pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.
FUN FACT...
people more pickup-able than you (99%)
people just as pickup-able as you (0%)
people less pickup-able than you (0%)
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#50756
2003-06-07 2:29 AM
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Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 14,896
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
3 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 21,
in your own bed.
You are 21% sexy.
The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):
3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.
Shit.....21? I don't want to wait that long.
I'll love all 3 of my partners? That means I'll probably have my heart broken at least twice. Oy.
I knew that Trekkie part would bring down my sexiness.....
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#50757
2003-06-07 2:31 AM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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Star Wars is the way to go! At least it's less crappier than what Star Trek's puttin' out nowadays!
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#50758
2003-06-07 3:23 AM
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 19,516 Likes: 12
brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
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9,891,439 people have taken The SexTest
55% of all test takers are female, and 45% are male.
42% are virgins.
5% are married.
70% believe in love at first sight.
32% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.
And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.
I have never given A hummer to Slick Willy.
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#50759
2003-06-07 10:49 PM
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Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 45
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Yeah well I took the Slut test and I'm 92% ya Bitch!
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#50760
2003-06-20 1:38 AM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
448 people!
Including the 51 you've already had sex with,
that makes 397 new lovers! You are 98% sexy.
The info on your 397 future sex partner(s):
397 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
As you get older, your tastes will change drastically.
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#50761
2003-06-20 12:28 PM
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Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 313
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
3 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 19,
in your own bed.
You are 27% sexy.
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#50762
2003-08-29 6:11 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 1,286
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 1 person! And you'll first have sex at age 26, in your own bed. You are 12% sexy. The info on your 1 future sex partner(s): 1 of them will be female 0 of them will be male And you will actually love 1 of them! Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship. Every time I take that test they push back that one person further and further -- what am I doing wrong? ![[um.... uh huh! ... ]](graemlins/umuhhuh001.gif)
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#50763
2003-08-29 6:24 PM
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 1,978
1500+ posts
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
24 people!
Including the 9 you've already had sex with,
that makes 15 new lovers!
You are 54% sexy
The info on your 15 future sex partner(s):
9 of them will be female
6 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 49% chance of cheating on your next partner.
My God, I'm a total slut, but that bit about the cheating is wrong. I'll never cheat on anyone.
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#50764
2003-12-14 3:44 AM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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6 male lovers for backwards? Now I see why you chose that name...
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#50765
2003-12-14 4:22 AM
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Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 8,971
URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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Stoopid test am say URG am only 51% sexy. Stoopid test am say URG am only have 2 more babes. URG was wishing for more than just 2 more. STOOPID TEST.
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#50766
2003-12-14 6:16 PM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 40,854
Schlub 15000+ posts
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Schlub 15000+ posts
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Whoohoo!! 4 people! finally something that proves i'm not the nympho that i'm precieved to be.
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#50767
2003-12-14 6:33 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,859
Gothic Do-gooder 2500+ posts
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 39 people! You are 66% sexy. The info on your 15 future sex partner(s): 8 of them will be female 7 of them will be male And you will actually love 2 of them! Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt. ![[...rassamnfrackin...]](graemlins/grumble01.gif) I can have 15 by the end of the year...
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#50768
2003-12-14 8:21 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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Then you must choose wisely, grasshopper!
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#50769
2003-12-14 8:37 PM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
2 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 20,
in your own bed.
You are 12% sexy.
2 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.
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#50770
2003-12-14 8:44 PM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 30,833 Likes: 7
The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
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The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Star Wars is the way to go! At least it's less crappier than what Star Trek's puttin' out nowadays!
Oh really? What about Episodes 1 & 2? ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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#50771
2003-12-14 9:35 PM
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 5,305
kung-fu treachery 5000+ posts
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kung-fu treachery 5000+ posts
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
1 person!
And you'll first have sex at age 26,
in your own bed.
You are 12% sexy.
The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.
9,891,439 people have taken The SexTest
55% of all test takers are female, and 45% are male.
42% are virgins.
5% are married.
70% believe in love at first sight.
32% of all Star Trekkies are virgins.
And 155988 have given a hummer to President Bill Clinton.
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#50772
2003-12-14 11:12 PM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,998
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
?? (a girl's gotta keep some secrets!) people!
Including the ?? you've already had sex with,
that makes 1 new lover! You are 43% sexy.
The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 36% chance of dying during sex
Hmmm...Only one new lover...but it will be love...interesting...
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#50773
2003-12-16 11:47 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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#50774
2003-12-17 12:13 AM
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,919 Likes: 28
Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
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quote:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
2 people!
And you'll first have sex at age 25,
in your own bed.
You are 19% sexy.
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#50775
2003-12-17 12:29 AM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
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#50776
2003-12-17 12:31 AM
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Joined: May 2003
Posts: 10,919 Likes: 28
Doog the MIGHTY 10000+ posts
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#50777
2003-12-17 9:50 AM
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Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 1,998
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Don't lookit me!
![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#50778
2003-12-17 9:41 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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#50779
2003-12-18 1:04 AM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,859
Gothic Do-gooder 2500+ posts
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You know what is sad? I knocked one of the men off my list right after I took that test...I'll go through that 15 like tissue...
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#50780
2003-12-18 1:09 AM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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For some reason, I always think of the song 'Brickhouse' whenever your post.
*bump-ba-da-bump-bump-bump...*
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#50781
2003-12-18 9:09 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,859
Gothic Do-gooder 2500+ posts
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
For some reason, I always think of the song 'Brickhouse' whenever your post.
*bump-ba-da-bump-bump-bump...*
![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#50782
2003-12-18 11:32 PM
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Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 18,080
He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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#50783
2003-12-20 3:09 PM
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Posts: 2,859
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Why do you think of that song....?
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#50784
2003-12-20 5:50 PM
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Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 11
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Stareena,
I believe being called a Brickhouse was a compliment. :)
Download Brickhouse by The Commdores to see what he means.
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The Once, and Future Cunt 15000+ posts
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Quote:
Learn the future of your sex life here.
Brian's results:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 1 person!
And you'll first have sex at age 24, in your own bed.
You are 14% sexy.
The info on your 1 future sex partner(s):
1 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.
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