Quote: harleykwin said: Do the words "kiss my ass" mean anything to you?
Frickin' Boston...
Do the words "I'll kiss more than that, hot stuff" mean anything to YOU???
Y'know what would be really hot Dave? What would totally work for me?
If you cheered for the Yankees - nothing sexier than a cute boy cheering for the Yanks ...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
