Found this in my travels:

Quote:

End of 2003:
Steinbrenner: Man! I cant believe Clemens left for the Giant. We NEED Kevin Brown!
Cash: Brown is an old, decrepid pitcher that won't last another two years.
Steinbrenner: Give me KEVIN BROWN.
Cash: No problem

An year latter:
Steinbrenner: Brown is no good.
Cash: I told you.
Steinbrenner: Let's get Randy Johnson!
Cash: That will be another 15 million, sir, and we will loss all our prospect.
Steinbrenner: Give me Johson!
Cash: *sigh*
Steinbrenner: RIght?
Cash: Wright also?
Steinbrenner: Right!
Cash: Fine with me, at least I will get Pavano.

Right Before All Star Break:
Cash: Sir, Pavano is on the DL, Brown is on the DL but we are going to force him to pitch anyway, and Wang was purposely put on DL so you can't trade him.
Steinbrenner: I didnt tell you to get Wright.
Cash: Excuse me sir? I thought we don't have enough starters already.
Steinbrenner: (Taking a cigar), give me a lighter, would you?
Cash: You want Leiter?
Steinbrenner: Give me a lighter.
Cash: Al Leiter?
Steinbrenner: No, no more.
Cash: Nomo?
Steinbrenner: no more
Cash: Ok (writing down Leiter and Nomo on his "to buy list")
(to be continued)
Edited 8/2/2005 10:39 pm ET by festung

Edited 8/2/2005 10:44 pm ET by festung





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