Well, there was this one:

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Celebrate what,exactly?The fact that the Pinstripes are about to miss the postseason for the first time in a non-strike season since 1993?The House of Steinbrenner is collapsing,my friend,and come Monday morning millions of New Englanders will be dancing on its grave.








Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi