Quote: NotWedge said: But they're a Chicago baseball team. They're not even the POPULAR Chicago baseball team. Believe me, I've lived around Chicago most of my life. I know how this works.
Fuck - have a little faith!
You've convinced me. The White Sox WILL win the World Series.
Fuck, I walked into that one....
I meant faith that they'll beat the Red Sox, not win the series, baby...
But I have faith now.
Well, at least I gave you that...
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
Fuck, I walked into that one.... 
