Methinks Bernie may still be a Yankee, contract or no... that aside, he's been a Yankee for, like, 14 years - it would be weird to see him in another team's jersey.

How about Damon - think he might be a Yankee next year? Or Big Papi?


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* matsui? (i guess no; see "wrath of steinbrenner", volume "what have you done for me lately")




heh. yeah, pretty much...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi