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doog fantasizes about having a young boy harem, too??


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See, what you should've said was:

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I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!




That would've been both self-effacing and funny. Tirades about Johnny Damon (you find him dreamy...you know it!), Theo Epstein, and the World Series (funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004) are just just...well, they're kinda weird. S'okay, though...I like you anyways. Even if you do dot your I's with li'l hearts and smell of Yankee Stadium.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Joe Mama is jealous of harley and A-Rod....


Stupid Doog and Rob are jealous of me.


That is all.







It's funny, cause it's true.




I'm jealous of Slappy's money and Harley's heart-dotted I's. It's twue...


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Rob Kamphausen said:
doog fantasizes about having a young boy harem, too??




I thought that was you...?



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004




any year can be a fluke.

but it takes talent to suck for 80.


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Rob Kamphausen said:
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Joe Mama said:
funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004




any year can be a fluke.

but it takes talent to suck for 80.




Or to be up 3-0 in the ALCS, only to choke up four straight losses.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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see the part where i said "any year can be a fluke"?

read that again


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Joe Mama said:
See, what you should've said was:

Quote:

harleykwin said:
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!




That would've been both self-effacing and funny.




Hmmm. Next time send me a script.


Quote:

Tirades about Johnny Damon (you find him dreamy...you know it!),




I suppose he is, in a caveman, Darwin's-missing-link kinda way...

Quote:

Theo Epstein, and the World Series (funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004)




Nice spin.

We have a five year "drought" vs. youf 86 years...yeah, you keep spinning, JM.

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are just just...well, they're kinda weird. S'okay, though...I like you anyways. Even if you do dot your I's with li'l hearts and smell of Yankee Stadium.




Yankee Stadium = a lil piece of heaven.



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Rob Kamphausen said:
see the part where i said "any year can be a fluke"?

read that again




Honey, he's a Red Sox fan, he can't read...

But he can recognize the number "86"...



Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi

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Rob Kamphausen said:
see the part where i said "any year can be a fluke"?

read that again




No way, dude...that was TALENT!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Quote:

harleykwin said:
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Joe Mama said:
See, what you should've said was:

Quote:

harleykwin said:
I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!!!




That would've been both self-effacing and funny.




Hmmm. Next time send me a script.




No...next time attend rehearsals.


Quote:

Quote:

Theo Epstein, and the World Series (funny that you keep saying "you'll never win another" when the Yankees haven't won one since 2000, but we won it in 2004)




Nice spin.




I'm the Spin-MASTAH!!!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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