You were so busy breaking down my post into itty-bitty chunks that I think you missed my point. I DON'T think that the Yankees, or any team for that matter, should sign Damon to a seven year deal. Three years? Four years? Sure. But not seven. But it makes sense to move Jeter to CF, replace him with another Gold Glove winner in Slappy, and then sign a low-cost option at 3B. Mueller is solid defensively and can get on base. Garciaparra has something to prove, played 3B at the end of last season, and provides a name that we both know makes Georgie drool. Putting a Gold Glove winner in CF, replacing him with a Gold Glove winner, and signing a low-cost, Gold Glove-caliber option makes a helluva lot more sense than overpaying a free agent or selling off the last of the team's prospects. But that's just my opinion.

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You did not just call him "Slappy"!



Yup. Twice now. What're you gonna do about it, punk?


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