Palpatine Anakins father?! WTF are you guys on?! Palpatine was obviously the one who killed his master, Darth Plaugus, but Plaugus keeping his loved ones alive with the force and creating a baby with it is a bit of a leap. I prefer the rendition that he was the chosen one for the side of good and was just twisted by circumstance, that is what the film's meant to be about
I dont know whether to blame Lucas or Ian Mcdiarmid [Sideous actor] for the part of Palpatine. Sith Lords shouldnt look like they're fighting in slow motion, especially when they are meant to be carving up 3 experienced jedi-masters, and his dodgy technique where he pulls the lightsaber back for a thrust just isnt a move that would be useful when wielding a lightsaber [thrusts are useless when all you'd need to do is touch the enemy with no power behind the saber in order gain a huge advantage or even win]
Why wasnt Mace Windu the highest ranking jedi? He smoked palpatine in a saber battle, something even Yoda couldnt do. Luke should have visited a grumpy old black man for knowledge in Episode V instead
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