Quote: Darknight613 said: I've known of incidents like this to happen, but never to me. When I went to see "Spider-Man 2" on opening day, I brought a bookbag full of Spider-Man comic books to read while I was waiting in line and wiating for the movie to begin.
And you wonder why you don't date much?
Dude, leave the comics at home, open the top couple of buttons on the shirt, flash some chest hair and wait for the ladies to melt into those big brown eyes.
Or bring the comics and learn to love masturbation.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
